"You buy a bootleg of THE PRODUCERS. Pay $5,000 and go to jail and think about what you've done."
"You get to see WICKED, pay $100."
"You get to see DOTV, here's $1,000. Thanks for showing up!"
"You go to BroadwayWorld.com and ask 'What if Sondheim wrote WICKED', Go To Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200."
"URINETOWN closed. Advance to nearest Subway. Get the hell outta town. Find the city where it's touring. Hurry! Go! Move it! Take all the money in the bank and make it happen!"
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle