Just for kicks....
*opens hard-drive*
Adam: "So, who are you here with?"
man: "um, my wife."
Adam looks around, then says : " and does your wife know your hand is on my ass?"
The guy was so freaked out.
Adam: "Where are you from?"
Girl: "Here."
Adam: "From zhee nightclub!?!!??!?!"
Adam: "Where are you from?"
girl: "Virginia."
Adam: " Long way to come to Berlin. How old are you?"
Girl: "Sixteen."
Adam: "Oh, you’re 18?! Good."
Adam: "Oh, sorry I'm stepping on you with my big feet. You know what that means, right? Where are you from darling?"
Guy: "Brooklyn"
Adam: "Oh, ja, in da house."
.... just a few of my favorites, since I'm procrastinating.
A work of art is an invitation to love.