Are you saying the film version stinks because of the phony accents?
If you want to hear a good version of it, you should hear either Millicent Martin and Julia McKenzie's version on SIDE BY SIDE BY SONDHEIM, Chita Rivera and Carol Lawrence's version on the OBC, or Vanessa Williams and Harolyn Blackwell singing the song.
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid