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#1

Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:27pm

I was listening to Her lastest album and especially the song, "Listen" from the movie version coming of "Dreamgirls" and I reckon she would have the mean chops to tear Eplhies'song up biatch! lol. seriously her voice is amazing, maybe even if she just did a concert version....I'd be interested to hear everyones' critisim, le them flow and who thinks it may work? after all it is a very diva-pop score (-:
#2

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:29pm

*walks in, decides to come back later, walks out*
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#3

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:34pm

*follows Q*
"I have this mental image of Patti barreling down the street and pushing tourists out of her way." -colleen_lee
#4

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:36pm

The rain in Spain stays mainly....

Thank you...Very Much.


Awkward Silence
...What happened next, was stranger still, a woman breathless and afraid, appeared out of the night, completely dressed in white. She had a secret she would tell, of one who had mistreated her. Her face and frightened gaze, my mind cannot erase...But then she ran from view. She looked so much like you...
#5

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:36pm

*snorts and waits for the butchering to commence, then follows Q and Yero out*
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#6

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:38pm

lol, come on she's not a diva, well her voice is but she aint, she's so humble and honest..
#7

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:44pm

To whom are you referring, broadjay -- Beyoncee or Idina?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#8

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:45pm

*vomits, then follows everyone else.*
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#9

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:46pm

Wow, I think old BWWers are getting soft. Anywho, I've never heard her REALLY belt anything. If I hear her do that then I might totally agree with you.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#10

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:46pm

*decides to be a follower for once.*
How to properly use its/it's: Its is the possessive. It's is the contraction for it is...

Updated On: 9/8/06 at 10:46 PM

#11

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:47pm

What about Paris Hilton as Glinda?
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." Oscar Wilde
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." Aldous Huxley
#12

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:48pm

There's the BWWer's I love so much. *follows everyone else out*
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#13

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:49pm

I can't believe what I just read, so I'll just step back slowly
#14

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:51pm

"tear Eplhies'song up biatch!"

*eyes bug out*
#15

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:53pm

Oh.Em.Gee.

no one will EVAH take Idina's place. don't you ever suggest that.
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#16

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:57pm

hahaha! I'm so glad I got this response as I totaly agree I love Beyonce as a pop/r'm'b artist, but when wait for it my vocal coach suggested she play the role I had to post this and c peoples thorts. I love her, but it's just wrong...(-:
#17

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:57pm

Hey, look... a loaded gun...I'm going to stick it in my mouth and pull the trigger. That sounds like a better plan than listening to Beyonce BUTCHER those songs...

-Vincent
#18

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:00pm

Paris is good but how about Britney as Glinda instead?

Anyone remember those two creepy twin girls from The Shining? How bout we have Britney and Paris play Glinda as those evil twins?
#19

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:01pm

Does anyone remember the Oscar telecast from two years ago when Beyoncee sang every friggin' nominated song?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#20

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:03pm

Yes. I do. It was pretty bad. (Particularly hearing her flounder on the French song...)
#21

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:06pm

Rotel1026: "Paris is good but how about Britney as Glinda instead?"

Britney is pushing it...she won't be able to do "Popular" with that accent. But Paris may have problems getting rid of "like" and "that's hot" in her vocabulary...which means, she may accidentally add that to her dialogue. Yikes.

"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." Oscar Wilde
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." Aldous Huxley

Updated On: 9/8/06 at 11:06 PM

#22

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:10pm

Does anyone remember the Oscar telecast from two years ago when Beyoncee sang every friggin' nominated song?

ALW and his close cousin the wrinkled Persian monkey on the piano. Fake Phantom guy on staircase. $8,000,000,000 worth of mascara and jewelry on Beyonce. Priceless.

And you could tell the Phantom cast was thrilled that a star unrelated to the film was singing.
"If there is going to be a restoration fee, there should also be a Renaissance fee, a Middle Ages fee and a Dark Ages fee. Someone must have men in the back room making up names, euphemisms for profit." (Emanuel Azenberg)
#23

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:11pm

*follows everyone else*
What the puck?!
#24

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:17pm

*Walks back in, reads thread, sees people following me, gets pissed and jumps off a bridge*

*Wonders who followed me this time*
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

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