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#26

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:20pm

I think I am having deja-vu.

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#27

You know if she did'nt have the nasty habit of trying to sing every note in her range on every word it wouldn't be too bad...But since we all know that'd never happen o well. I can picture it "I'm the one you want. It's me...It's MeeeohhayyyayaohhhahhheeeeyayyohhhhOhohYeahYeah!!!"....Her runs make me sick sometimes. Well most of the time, but she's not as bad as rhianna...That girl makes my ears bleed.

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

#28

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:22pm

Shoshana did it, so...

#29

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:24pm

*tramples over others whilst running out*

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#30

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:31pm

"And you could tell the Phantom cast was thrilled that a star unrelated to the film was singing."

If memory serves, I think Minnie Driver (who sang the song on the soundtrack) felt slighted when ALW asked Beyoncee to sing instead. Thus, she was a no-show at the Oscars.

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#31

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:32pm

Can we just let this thread die?

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...

It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

#32

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/8/06 at 11:52pm

wickedfiyeroofoz, that was too funny! Thank you for the riffs. It reminded me of when I posted in a thread about if Christina Agulara was in Chicago and how her end of "All That Jazz" would be.

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#33

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/9/06 at 12:01am

*is curious at the large number of people coming in and coming out. Peeks head in. Throws up. Walks out. Follows Q off the bridge*

#34

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/9/06 at 12:11am

*unfazed by vulgar BWWers killing themselves en masse*

What a bunch of lemmings!

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#35

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/9/06 at 12:18am

wickedfiyeroofoz...I laughed so much at that. It wouldn't be as funny if it wasn't something she would totally do, too.

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...

It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

Updated On: 9/9/06 at 12:18 AM

#36

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/9/06 at 1:06am

i just threw up a little.

#37

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/9/06 at 2:38am

*looks around like a scared rabbit at the swirling activity, gets scared and runs out to the comforting arms of a friend*

*P.S. The role of the friend is non-equity*

I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!

Updated On: 9/9/06 at 02:38 AM

#38

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/9/06 at 3:20am

Love Beyonce but no
*walks away*
*comes back in*
But I'd love to see Christina Aguilera do the role, well... just sing the songs will do for me...
*runs away before anyone kills me*

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#39

re: Beyonce as Elphaba

Posted: 9/9/06 at 10:39am

*raises eyebrows extremely high*

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