Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn

[Rob]

Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#0

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:07am

https://www.broadwayworld.com/l.cfm?id=66860

[magic8ball]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#1

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:08am

Shut the ---- up.

"Goodness is rewarded. Hope is guaranteed. Laughter builds strong bones. Right will intercede. Things you've said I often find I need, indeed. I see the world through your eyes. What's black and white is colorized. The knowledge you most dearly prized I'm eager to employ. You said that life has infinite joys."

[pab]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#2

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:08am

And Happy April Fools day to you also.

"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"

[Gothampc]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#3

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:09am

Here is my Broadway theater card. I will never see another Broadway show again.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[edenespinosalover]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#4

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:09am

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I get it.

[ljay889]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#5

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:09am

Pab stole the words out of my mouth.

[magic8ball]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#6

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:09am

Damn. I didn't even make it ten minutes.

"Goodness is rewarded. Hope is guaranteed. Laughter builds strong bones. Right will intercede. Things you've said I often find I need, indeed. I see the world through your eyes. What's black and white is colorized. The knowledge you most dearly prized I'm eager to employ. You said that life has infinite joys."

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#7

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:10am

Not fair. It's still March 31 here.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#8

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:10am

i knew it before i even read it

"gimme a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken and i'll conquer the world!"

[CapnHook]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#9

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:11am

Hell, I'd see it.

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

[MissMonika]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#10

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:11am

lol. that would be hilarious to actually see!!

Yes, I'm pinay. And I'm proud of it!

[magic8ball]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#11

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:12am

There would be no force on earth or in heaven that would prevent me from seeing that show.

"Goodness is rewarded. Hope is guaranteed. Laughter builds strong bones. Right will intercede. Things you've said I often find I need, indeed. I see the world through your eyes. What's black and white is colorized. The knowledge you most dearly prized I'm eager to employ. You said that life has infinite joys."

[commasplice]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#12

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:12am

I hate you, Rob.

And by "hate", I mean "love".

(For the record, it's still March here!)

[PennyLou]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#13

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:12am

I knew it before eI read it to but that was a good one!

Grace: My love for you is like this scar (points to elbow) ulgy but permanent!

[spiderdj82]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#14

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:12am

I was going to take a chicago song and add lyrics about the "Clinton Scandal" but I think that is tasteless and vulgar and......aw, who am I kidding? I am just too tired to do it.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[musicalfandukie]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#15

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:14am

i so thought it was for real at first..lol

[Jess1483]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#16

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:16am

Yeah, i totally bought it until someone pointed out the end of the article.
*hangs head shamefully*

Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!

[broadwayguy2]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#17

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:16am

I soo got it as an April Fool's joke.. but the menal images are hysterical.a nd the funniest part, it seems like a GENUINE Weassles move!

[JbaraFan1]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#18

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:17am

ROTFLMAO! too funny ...

[NYadgal]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#19

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:19am

Bravo! Well done!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

[apdarcey]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#20

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:20am

that was a f*cking great april fool's joke.

[ReNtHeAd04]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#21

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:27am

lolol.. i was reading it to my roomies and one even said thank god i got my parents tickets to that before he was in it..they woulda flipped lol. very funny.. good job broadwayworld.com! lol HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!!

"maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away" -sex and the city

[bronxboundexpress]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#22

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:29am

That owuld have been awsome!!!! I was so excited!!!

[Plum]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#23

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:32am

I liked the bit about the new Amos. Poor Al. :P

[bjivie2]

re: Bill Clinton to Join Chicago as Billy Flynn#24

Posted: 4/1/05 at 12:57am

Too bad that (partly because it's still March 31 here) I totally thought this was true. Not because I'm stupid, but because the Weisslers would totally do something like that, and they would sell an insane amount of tickets. I'd pay $100 to see Bill Clinton and Al Gore in Chicago. I'd pay another $100 to see Condoleza Rice as Mama Morton and Chelsea Clinton as Roxie.

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