#26
Posted: 4/1/05 at 1:06am
The Weisslers would try it, sure, but would Clinton do it? I mean, geez, even if you believe he'd try it if he could, he hasn't exactly been healthy as of late.
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#27
Posted: 4/1/05 at 1:16am
*article flies WAAAAAY over head*
This is what college writing does to you. *headdesk*
This is what college writing does to you. *headdesk*
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)
#28
Posted: 4/1/05 at 1:16am
#29
Posted: 4/1/05 at 1:29am
I knew it was a joke, but that would be so funny!
#31
Posted: 4/1/05 at 7:56am
I would pay $150 to see that.
#32
Posted: 4/1/05 at 8:35am
I was already writing down the dates so I could pop over to Telecharge! Fooled me!
#33
Posted: 4/1/05 at 9:04am
imagine the tension of "all i care about is love." ohhh could cut it with a knife!
#34
Posted: 4/1/05 at 10:01am
Yeah I definetly completely bought this! My mouth dropped open and hung there for like 5 minutes. Then I read the end... lol. Very good though!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#35
Posted: 4/1/05 at 10:15am
"The Weisslers would try it, sure, but would Clinton do it?"
No, he wouldn't. He declined an offer from Lorne Michaels to host SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, so I doubt that he would commit to 8 shows a week.
No, he wouldn't. He declined an offer from Lorne Michaels to host SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, so I doubt that he would commit to 8 shows a week.
#36
Posted: 4/1/05 at 10:17am
Who's better at giving the old Razzle Dazzle?
#37
Posted: 4/1/05 at 10:19am
It took me waaaaaaayyy too long to figure that one out!
~~**I've had a knack from way back of breaking the rules once I learned the games**~~
~~**Badger badger badger badger badger...MUSHROOM!!!**~~
#38
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:35pm
joke or not?
holy freakin god
holy freakin god
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#41
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:50pm
i'm am, lyke so excited!!!
*rushes to by tics*
is, likke, IdIINa in it?
*rushes to by tics*
is, likke, IdIINa in it?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#42
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:34pm
wow i completlly forgot it was april fools! That actually scared me lol!
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell
plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
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