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Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade

Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade

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Becoz_i_knew_you21
#1Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 10:41pm


here

Yankeefan007
#2re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 10:47pm

That's hilarious.

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FOAnatic
#2re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 10:54pm

That may be the funniest one...ever.


"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." - Oscar Wilde

Julian2
#3re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 10:55pm

"While nude."


I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!

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Raviolisun
#4re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:04pm

AUDRA MCDONALD
(four-time-Tony-award crying)


God, I loved this. Is it weird that after I read these, I immediately want to see the show?


One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome.
- theaterkid1015

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MovieGuy1031
#5re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:09pm

Ummm... funniest thing i've ever read?

Check.


"The nice thing about the rain is that it always stops... eventually."

- Eeyore

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Becoz_i_knew_you21
#6re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:09pm

The part about to blanket made me laugh out loud.

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wonderfulwizard11
#7re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:11pm

Sheer brilliance.


I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.

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theaterkid1015
#8re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:12pm

Not only is it brilliant...

IT HAS A BIG SUN!


Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.

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The_Jackal2
#9re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:13pm

Hahaha. I loved it! So great!

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Wanna Be A Foster
#10re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:17pm

Enter JOHN CULLUM and his OREO BOYS.

You KILL me, every time! Lord. Laughing that hard is painful.


"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

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LizzieCurry
#11re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/23/07 at 11:46pm

LMAO. Oh god.

IT'S HOT
IT'S HOT
IT'S HOT


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AC126748
#12re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 9:12am

AUDRA MCDONALD
Oh my family, it's good to...


Audra McDonald pauses.


She realizes her "family" is three
white guys.


AUDRA MCDONALD
Oh boy this is awkward.


Freakin' hilarious.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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WaltSummersPI
#13re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 9:25am

Like Harold Hill, but CRAPPIER.

LOL. Great job.

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Rathnait62
#14re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 9:53am

Fabulous, Gil!


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Ourtime992
#15re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 10:32am

I noticed you had a collaborator on this one. Kudos to her too.

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BroadwayAbridged
#16re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 1:16pm

Ha... not only did I forget to put this one up for a good week after I'd written it, but I forgot to post to the board as well...


- Gil http://www.broadwayabridged.com

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sweetiedarlinmia
#17re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 1:45pm

I just had a HUGE, Loud laugh in my office causing everyone to look oddly at me. That was hilarious!

MOCHA-LATTE
Audra McDonald, you're plain.

AUDRA MCDONALD
(lets hair down)

MOCHA-LATTE
Oh.

LOL!!!
Updated On: 5/24/07 at 01:45 PM

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wickedrentq
#18re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 2:00pm

Wonderful as usual! Loved the Harold Hill reference, since I too swear, I turned to my friend and was like did we suddenly land in the Music Man?

(I actually preferred this one, but I have a strong dislike for the Music Man)


"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli

BroadwayPenguin2
#19re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 2:38pm

Hilarious!

Loved it!

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jenna2
#20re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 2:47pm

Too funny! I spent my entire morning reading everything else on the site... Both myself and my employer thank you! :)


Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy I can't go on tonight

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Becoz_i_knew_you21
#21re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 10:53pm

Bump for hilarity.

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Caroline-Q-or-TBoo
#22re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 10:56pm

Dessa Rose is in my siggy!


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soapguy17
#23re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 11:09pm

Loves it!!!


I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

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folkyboy
#24re: Broadway Abridged: 110 In The Shade
Posted: 5/24/07 at 11:11pm

i have to agree i loved this one too! :) the show itself is amazing so anything to help me recall all of that is just even better!


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