Broadway Dares

#1

Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:05pm

I'm feeling daring. I may go to a performance of Gypsy and sit on the front row and when Patti looks into the audience I'll stick out my tongue.

I may go to a performance of Damn Yankees and when Sean Hayes enters, I'll squeal "It's Just Jack".

What will you do?

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#2

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:07pm

that is immature

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#3

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:10pm

I would probably ask you how your mouth feels after Patti throws a high heel at it for doing that.....from the stage....during the performance. From what I am reading...she is capable...and would be justified.

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#4

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:10pm

When I went to see 'Fram' by Tony Harrison at the National, I was worried I wouldn't be able to stop myself standing up and shouting "This is an outrage!". 'Mighty Boosh' fans will understand why. Everyone else should probably go to the Tube of You and do a search. (Find the Nanageddon song. No, really. )

Luckily, I really liked 'Fram' and didn't embarrass myself after all. :3

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Updated On: 7/9/08 at 05:10 PM

#5

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:14pm

It'd actually be funnier if you had Patti's cell phone number and texted her during the performance.

#6

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:16pm

Maybe when Patti finishes "Some People" and storms out, I'll yell out "You Go Girl"

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#7

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:18pm

Technically, Patti would have no heels to throw until the Isotoners go away!

#8

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:19pm

I yelled "The ship sinks!" from the audience during the opening scene of TITANIC.

#9

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:20pm

When Cats was on Broadway, you could go onstage at intermission. I wanted to stand center stage and channel Barbra Streisand as I sang "People". But then I realized it was a show about Cats, not people. Then some little kid got in a big discussion with Old Deuteronomy and I never got to talk to him.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#10

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:22pm

During the sex scene of SPRING AWAKENING, shout "I can see up your dress."

#11

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:23pm

Or better yet, whisper: "Melchior has herpes."

1 in 4 New Yorkers, baby. That's all I'm sayin'

#12

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:32pm

Lady, I thought about that. But it's Patti. Anything can happen. She could have them hidden somewhere on the set. Brings to mind that old Eddie Murphy bit about the high heeled shoe!

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Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

#13

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:34pm

A friend of mine had auditioned for Love! Valour! Compassion! After the audition, he gave me the script to read. When the show opened, I wanted to sit close to the stage and read some of Nathan Lane's lines right before he said them.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#14

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 5:34pm

eugloven, thats hilarious!
I love this thread haha

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#15

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 6:07pm

See I'm more reserved. I'd just turn to the person next to me and say "Melchior has herpes pass it on.". Then by the time it gets backstage the milk w*ore will have slurpees.

Updated On: 7/9/08 at 06:07 PM

#16

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 7:39pm

"I would probably ask you how your mouth feels after Patti throws a high heel at it for doing that.....from the stage....during the performance. From what I am reading...she is capable...and would be justified. "

amayzingly funny:)

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#17

re: Broadway Dares

Posted: 7/9/08 at 9:35pm

"See I'm more reserved. I'd just turn to the person next to me and say "Melchior has herpes pass it on.". Then by the time it gets backstage the milk w*ore will have slurpees. "

HAHAHAHAHAH! That was fantastic.

Updated On: 2/15/14 at 09:35 PM