Not sure if this counts, but I'm throwing it up here anyway.
Just about anything that anyone says reminds me of a showtune.
Examples from today...
(yes, this is just from today.)
Friend said: "I was just listening to some Nirvana"
I thought: "No, it's not Nirvana, but it's on the way." (Last 5 Years)
Friend said: "What a cute dress"
I thought: "Welcome to my party! Glad you like the dress" (Wild Party)
Friend said: "That really bothered me"
I thought: "Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I." (Pal Joey)
Friend said: "I can't study unless it's quiet"
I thought: "Where is my quiet girl?" (Wonderful Town)
Friend said: "Just wait one moment"
I thought: "Just for this moment, as long as you're mine" (Wicked)
Friend said: "I don't think she's a natural blonde"
I thought: "So if you're a redhead, a blonde or brunette, take my advice and you might just get the only thing better than hairspray; that's me!" (Hairspray)
Friend said: "I dare you"
I thought: "You want me baby? I dare you. Just try and tear me down" (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)
Friend said: "I think we're going to give up on cable and get satellite."
I thought: "a summer in Ohio without cable, hot water, Vietnamiese food, or you" (Last 5 Years)
Friend said: "Do you have any ice?"
I thought: "WHERE THE HELL'S MY ICE?!" (Wild Party)
Friend said: "I was soooo late"
I thought: "I may be late, but if you can just wait I will make it eventually" (Last 5 Years)
Friend said: "I won't do THAT ever again."
I thought: "No good deed will I do again! Ever again!" (Wicked)
I starred in a short film called
Magnetic Personality. Check it out!