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Broadway for Dummies
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#25re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:12pmChapter 25: Don't Get Drunk Before You See a Show
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#26re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:14pm
chapter 26-how to get drunk before seeing a show. lol. jk.
chapter 26-what to do when people in the audience are being annoying
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#27re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:15pmis your second chapter 26 remedied by your first ponine?
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#28re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:15pm
Ch. 27:Which Broadway actors claim they are straight but are actually gay, and how to tell. 
All in good fun of course.
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
Updated On: 8/12/04 at 09:15 PM
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#29re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:16pmChapter 29: Phrases You Can Use When Another Person is Annoying You in the Theater
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#30re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:18pm
>>Ch. 27:Which Broadway actors claim they are straight but are actually gay, and how to tell.
I like it...and could use it
You aren't feeling overwhelmed are you?
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#31re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:20pm
'is your second chapter 26 remedied by your first ponine?'
hm..i'll get back to you on that. lol.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#32re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:30pmchapter 30: 100 reasons why there should be a kids section far from wherever i'm sitting
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#33re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:31pmor...why children shouldn't be allowed in the theater to begin with.
You aren't feeling overwhelmed are you?
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#34re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:33pmthey should be able to come there should just be a soundproof booth with some speakers- ala crying rooms in churches
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#35re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:34pmchurches have crying rooms!? HAHA
You aren't feeling overwhelmed are you?
Broadway Matt
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/17/03
#36re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:35pmcrying rooms in churches, eh? you wouldn't happen to be Greek or Russian Orthodox would you jonartdesigns?
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#37re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:36pmyes for the babies so you can't hear them
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
Broadway Matt
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/17/03
#38re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:37pmoooh for babies! that makes more sense!
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#39re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:40pm
They had a crying room in our church, but the priest shut it down because he wanted everyone to be together. Now the room was remodeled and used for people to come into 24 hours a day to pray. Anyways...
Chapter 31: Don't Yell Back at the Actors! (ex: "You go girl!", "Hit him!")
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
Updated On: 8/12/04 at 09:40 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#40re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:57pmChapter 32: Comps! What To Do When You Realize The Show Is As Bad As Rumored And The Person Who Arranged Your Comps Expects to Meet You At Intermission, or Even Worse, After The Show.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#41re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:11pm
Chapter 33: Plays. Yes, Theater Exists Without Music.
Chapter 34: Good Shows Exist Without Chorus Lines.
Chapter 35a: If You Haven't Heard Something Just Like It, It Can Still Be Melodic.
Chapter 35b: Worship the Sondheim. :)
Updated On: 8/12/04 at 10:11 PM
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#42re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:13pmchapter 36: If a boyband member has joined the cast RUN AWAY
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#43re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:14pmChapter 36: Lead Actors DON'T Have To Be Familiar To You In Order To Entertain You
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#44re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:50pmDo Chapters 8 and 9 really exist?
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mamie4 5/14/03
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jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#45re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:52pmonce i'm on b'way chapter 9 will have at least one applicant
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#46re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:53pmBravo! (but better not tell anyone...)
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mamie4 5/14/03
A click for life.
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jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#47re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:55pmi learned that early on- i was the only straight guy in my high school plays - ye the only one without a girlfriend...oh the irony
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#48re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:55pmi learned that early on- i was the only straight guy in my high school plays - ye the only one without a girlfriend...oh the irony
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#49re: Broadway for Dummies
Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:00pm
Check your tickets for curtain time.
Tuesdays at 7PM
Wednesday and Saturday matinees at 2PM
Sunday matinees at 3PM (unless you're a Roundabout production)
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