Broadway for Dummies- Page 2

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:12pm

Chapter 25: Don't Get Drunk Before You See a Show

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:14pm

chapter 26-how to get drunk before seeing a show. lol. jk.

chapter 26-what to do when people in the audience are being annoying

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:15pm

is your second chapter 26 remedied by your first ponine?

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:15pm

Ch. 27:Which Broadway actors claim they are straight but are actually gay, and how to tell. All in good fun of course.

Updated On: 8/12/04 at 09:15 PM

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:16pm

Chapter 29: Phrases You Can Use When Another Person is Annoying You in the Theater

[shlamdiddly]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:18pm

>>Ch. 27:Which Broadway actors claim they are straight but are actually gay, and how to tell.

I like it...and could use it

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:20pm

'is your second chapter 26 remedied by your first ponine?'

hm..i'll get back to you on that. lol.

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:30pm

chapter 30: 100 reasons why there should be a kids section far from wherever i'm sitting

[shlamdiddly]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:31pm

or...why children shouldn't be allowed in the theater to begin with.

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:33pm

they should be able to come there should just be a soundproof booth with some speakers- ala crying rooms in churches

[shlamdiddly]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:34pm

churches have crying rooms!? HAHA

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:35pm

crying rooms in churches, eh? you wouldn't happen to be Greek or Russian Orthodox would you jonartdesigns?

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:36pm

yes for the babies so you can't hear them

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:37pm

oooh for babies! that makes more sense!

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:40pm

They had a crying room in our church, but the priest shut it down because he wanted everyone to be together. Now the room was remodeled and used for people to come into 24 hours a day to pray. Anyways...

Chapter 31: Don't Yell Back at the Actors! (ex: "You go girl!", "Hit him!")

Updated On: 8/12/04 at 09:40 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:57pm

Chapter 32: Comps! What To Do When You Realize The Show Is As Bad As Rumored And The Person Who Arranged Your Comps Expects to Meet You At Intermission, or Even Worse, After The Show.

[Plum]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:11pm

Chapter 33: Plays. Yes, Theater Exists Without Music.

Chapter 34: Good Shows Exist Without Chorus Lines.

Chapter 35a: If You Haven't Heard Something Just Like It, It Can Still Be Melodic.

Chapter 35b: Worship the Sondheim. :)

Updated On: 8/12/04 at 10:11 PM

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:13pm

chapter 36: If a boyband member has joined the cast RUN AWAY

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:14pm

Chapter 36: Lead Actors DON'T Have To Be Familiar To You In Order To Entertain You

[Mamie]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:50pm

Do Chapters 8 and 9 really exist?

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:52pm

once i'm on b'way chapter 9 will have at least one applicant

[Mamie]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:53pm

Bravo! (but better not tell anyone...)

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:55pm

i learned that early on- i was the only straight guy in my high school plays - ye the only one without a girlfriend...oh the irony

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:55pm

i learned that early on- i was the only straight guy in my high school plays - ye the only one without a girlfriend...oh the irony

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:00pm

Check your tickets for curtain time.

Tuesdays at 7PM
Wednesday and Saturday matinees at 2PM
Sunday matinees at 3PM (unless you're a Roundabout production)