Broadway plots in one sentence- Page 2

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 5:23pm

"A black frock and a strand of pearls carry an unusual girl through many regime changes."

I just saw that today; what an amazing piece of theatre.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 6:27pm

"Violet seller learns to serve tea."

"The cowman and the farmer vie for the box lunch."

"Adultery under the round table."

"Tattoo on trucker heats up widow."

"Vaudeville stars drink with their memories."

"Sister-in-law arrives via streetcar and leaves in padded wagon." (Sorry Tennessee. I love this play.)

"Found in handbag."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 6:51pm

"That ain't no woman, it's a man, man."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 7:46pm

That's cute, VC.

(I think I got it. LOL)

Bulldog

p.s. Like your anti-spectable one sentence plots, too! Updated On: 1/24/04 at 07:46 PM

[Craig]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 8:09pm

are they where to got they how on back look friends


(just for you bulldog...)

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 8:33pm

Very clever...no wonder you're senior editor!

Bulldog

[dry2olives]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 8:55pm

"The movie was better."

[Mattio98]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 9:42pm

"Naughty puppets offend everyone on the face of the earth"

[wickedfan]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 9:54pm

The "Im's" of bway musicals
"I'm a has-been who wrote screenplay and shot a man in my pool."

"I'm broke, let's produce a show that is bound to be a flop."

"I'm a nerd who gets the attention of my crush by getting her eaten by a plant."

"I shot him, but we both reached for the gun."

"I was at a Wild Party."

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 10:33pm

A seemingly perfect marriage is disrupted when the husband falls in love with a goat.

Both my posts were about plays, not musicals, sorry Updated On: 1/25/04 at 10:33 PM

[jo]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 10:37pm

*Accountant finds his true calling

*Spanish knight errant finds his true love

*16 Ladies find happiness with an Italian with a Spanish accent

*Boy from outback finds his name in lights

*Lovers from antiquity find happiness in a museum

*Accountant finds happiness in a locker room...er...the game which the Babe played.

[StateOfJade]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 11:20pm

I think 'I Am My own Wife' explains itself in that sentence, lol.

Green girl triumphs over Ozians

Blonde goes on trial for homicide

Fairytale character have midlife crisis

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 11:39pm

"Deceased first wife returns humming their song."

Bulldog

[brdwaybaby17]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 11:53pm

ok, you guys are really good at this. I definitely did not get some of those. But I am gonna try.

Teenagers sing songs about being hard and stoned and eventually graduate from high school.

I had another one, but I just forgot it!! lol

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 3:09am

Car flies. ( I know its spectacle but its all I know of the musical so far.)

Updated On: 1/25/04 at 03:09 AM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 9:06am

(Might be all one needs to know too, from what I'm told.)

That is a good one, Gun.

Bulldog.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 10:19am

Man's hairstyle is the center of what is good or evil.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 10:28am

What can I say, Bulldog, I love me some M Butterfly!

[Mattio98]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 11:29am

"There are people in the pie"

"Englishman prevents French people from losing their heads"

"Blood-sucking creatures sing, dance, and incorporate an 80s pop song"

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 11:54am

Wildly powerful and successful older brother is pathologically obsessed with younger sister's life for no discernable reason

Mutant boy in West Virginia learns to speak with a British accent, finds family and love but is held back by dietary needs Updated On: 1/25/04 at 11:54 AM

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 12:00pm

Well known talk show host with little discernible talent but lots of money mounts a risky Broadway show and loses $10 million and whines that the world is against her. Oh wait!! You wanted plots that were portrayed on the stage?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 12:11pm

3rd...I'm not getting the older brother-younger sister plot. What show is that?

Gotham...you dirty dawg! LOL.

Bulldog

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 12:16pm

3rd...I'm not getting the older brother-younger sister plot. What show is that?

"Sweet Smell of Success"

[Craig]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 12:17pm

BB...
could that be referring to JJ and the plot of Sweet Smell Of Success?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/25/04 at 12:36pm

Got it.

Thanks!

"Showgirl sups with Regent; rejects Regent."