Broadway plots in one sentence

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/23/04 at 11:32pm

I'm a Broadway musical...do you know me?

"Country girl cuts bangs, cuts loose and gives out."

"I'm green and you're not."

"Milkman loses daughters and leaves town."

"Two sisters settle on Christopher Street."

"I'm gay and so are you."

"The gelder geezer is mine."

"Mom pushes daughter to the brink of nudity."

why am I doing this? anything to add?

Broadway Bulldog

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/23/04 at 11:37pm

"Mother and daughter heifers learn to dance in Baltimore."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 12:08am

Young Woman sleeps her way to the top of a country and dies too soon.

Mad Movie Star Kills a Man after going insane herself.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 12:24am

Thanks Jon.

Anyone else care to join in?

"Liner sinks amid much singing."

"Masked man from the bowels breathes heavy for bright lady."

[PennyLou]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 12:43am

a town that just wants to relive them selves


I'm never good at things like this

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 12:46am

Nonsense, that's great!

Isn't that the same show as "A town called P"?

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 1:48am

Hooker cat is dissed and goes to Heaven

Audience feels empathy for Texas brothel

Judy's daughter finally learns to spell her name

Madcap aunt teaches nephew how to land a sugar daddy

New York orphan girl and dog learn how to land a sugar daddy

London orphan boy with no dog learns how to land a sugar daddy

Updated On: 1/24/04 at 01:48 AM

[Musetta1957]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 2:49am

Parisian orphan girl with no dog learns how to land a sugar daddy?

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 5:48am

Well, let me try. But don't be harsh.

"Two female killers become the talk of the town on the way to trial"

"Plant from space causes mayhem"

"Nubian slave falls for Princess' fiance in ancient Egypt"

Take care

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 7:13am

A really big chandelier crashes onstage; singing ensues.

A really big helicopter lands onstage; singing ensues.

A really big turntable rotates onstage; singing ensues.

A really big ship sinks onstage; singing ensues.

A really big Model T drives onstage; singing ensues.

A really big swimming pool is lowered onstage; singing ensues.

A really big can of Aqua Net appears onstage; singing ensues.

A really big sheet drops Jane Krakowski onstage; singing ensues.

And, my favourite....

A really big star performs onstage; the attempt at singing ensues.

I'm such a cynic when it comes to spectacle. Updated On: 1/24/04 at 07:13 AM

[JakeB]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 9:21am

Americans storm Vietnam. Then leave.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 9:28am

"Chorus boys and girls vie for One."

[Mattio98]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 11:30am

"Destiny's Children try to sing Elton John Music"

"A haven for Designing Women"

[Craig]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 11:46am

Travelling salesman dupes city with promise of band

Local boy helps save unneccessary town from being blown of the map

Daughter of promiscuous mother aborts wedding in crete

Barber returns to home town and goes psycho

Actors vie to be cast in a big show

The daily strugles of a group of neighbors in the city

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 12:00pm

Mentally ill historical figures convince redneck to kill President

Kooky Jewish girl leaves Lower East Side and has to choose between career and lover

Nosy married friends won't leave gay bachelor alone

Hideous crone turns beautiful, then leads crowd of people into trouble and tells them they are not alone; then leaves them

[emmamia]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 1:28pm

i got 3 possible daddys :)

[JakeB]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 2:00pm

No plot needed, for your $100 we'll just sing Abba songs instead .

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 2:29pm

Spunky nun lands a sugar daddy with several children

Lady sharpshooter agrees to be beard for western rodeo fop

Imprisoned gay man resorts to fantasies to pass the time of day

[Corine2]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 2:33pm

Full puppet nudity. (The Internet is for Porn)
Updated On: 1/24/04 at 02:33 PM

[Jack42]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 3:03pm

Perhaps someone can explain the premise of this thread to Corine2.

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 3:35pm

Flamboyant Australian boy grows up to marry Judy's daughter and then discover he's gay.

Politicaly incorrect puppets make life in the ghetto seem funny.

New kid in town breaks the star's leg and takes on the lead role of a Broadway show.

Cumpulsive, lying stage mother pushes one daughter to leave and the other to strip for money and fame.

Many skinny dancers pay tribute to dead choreograhper by performing his dance routines.

Gold digging country girl makes good by finding her green glass love and saving her friend from white slavery.

Old widow meddles in other people's lives, makes a comeback, then tricks wealthy man into marrying her.

Little boy is played by a middle aged women and teaches small London children to fly.

Sharp-shooting Western woman falls in love with Cowboy rival.

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 3:47pm

A black frock and a strand of pearls carry an unusual girl through many regime changes.
(well, I tried) Updated On: 1/24/04 at 03:47 PM

[Craig]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 3:54pm

Man has midlife crisis at spa

King falls in love with teacher then dies

Ride "Barker" re-examines his life as an abusive husband

Fatherless comic writer worships drunk screen star

Elephant gives birth to half-breed

Painter who fails in romance scores big with painting of park

[wickedfan]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 4:02pm

"Fairy Tales continued after 'ever after'"

"Writer comes to Berlin only to have a 'relationship' with a nightclub singer"

"Little down on her luck girl gets adopted by billionaire."

"Party animal settles down once she meets her nephew."

"Rival divorcees put on a musicalized Shakespear show."

"Bohemians struggle with breakups, diseases, and a practically sung through show."

"Poor women becomes most pwerful women in Southern Conitinent by sleeping around."
and my personal fav.
"We're poor, we sing, deal with it."

Updated On: 1/24/04 at 04:02 PM

[JakeB]

Posted: 1/24/04 at 5:15pm

What it would be like if animals could talk.

What it would be like if a man could talk to animals.

I'm out of cash, can we pay you next month?