Whoever picked that number for Loudon to perform on that broadcast is a genius.
For the uninitiated, here are the lyrics:
Of all concoctions alcoholical
I know but one that's diabolical
I simply thrive on old champagne and sparkling burgundy
Whiskey, cointreau, moselle or eau de vie
are just like tea
But, vodka,
Don't give me vodka,
for when I take a little drink
I forget to think,
What a little drink can do to me.
Vodka, don't give me vodka,
For when I take a little nip
I begin to slip
and I start romancing with the man that I am dancing with
For vodka, makes me feel oddka,
I go and grab a six foot two
Anyone will do
If he's only wise enought to see,
I'll not scream should he kiss me
Couldn't if I would, wouldn't if I could.
Vodka, you ruin me.
"Gif me the cobra jool!"
Updated On: 11/15/04 at 10:06 PM