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#26

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Margo, you remain a jewel. Good to have the voice of reason continuing to run the review threads!

I just want to emphasize again that I really think everyone should try and watch this seminar. It's a wonderful glance into their world. I've always liked reading reviews and was never one to villify the critics, but I know it can be easy to do so when your only idea of them is through reading their reviews. I always pictured a faceless journalist slaving away in a dark smoky room somewhere, but it seems that more and more people now use this anonymity as a chance to imagine these people as horrible failures who are trying to destroy the industry. Seeing this seminar video let me see the human side to the profession and it literally shaped my appreciation for the work they do. They are sacrificing their own lives in order to keep the theatre respectable. Good critics, bad critics, whoever, they all play a part.

So please, if you are going to express an opinion on theatre criticism, try and watch this video all the way through. It's only fair that you give them the chance to show themselves as human: some stuffy, some lovely, some self-effacing, all charming, all very intelligent and articulate (except for that dreadful Roma Torre, but I just don't care for her).

Then if you still want to label them based solely on the reviews they write, more power to you. But I think you'll be surprised at just how human and surprisingly likable they are. This discussion gives a good representation of the different personalities who wind up earning a living this way, and it allows them all to talk about their experiences in the profession. A large part of the discussion involves their various viewpoints on high ticket prices, snobbery, influence, and how readers should approach their reviews. Overwhelmingly I think you will find that they are not the bad people you want them to be.

I'm not sure why I feel the need to always try and defend the critics, but it's hard to stay out of it. They don't need defending, since being hated is a part of the job. I guess I just can't stand to see so much animosity and petty, uninformed hatred being directed toward these hard-working, intellectual people who are- for all intensive purposes- allowing theatre to continue operating at a relatively high level. IMHO the critics are every bit as much an asset to Broadway as any director, producer, publicist, or performer. It is no easy job seeing that many shows and remaining somewhat objective. These critics didn't create the system, they are simply making their livings within it. The fact that so many people freely attack and insult them is ludicrous and sad.

So if you can spare 90 minutes, watch this video. It might not change your opinion, but it will at the very least give you some proper insight. Understand that they are not necessarily the malignant art-destroying demons you picture in your head. If nothing else, they are working to keep art alive- and the only way to do that is to identify what they think doesn't belong. Show a little respect, please. Or if you insist on judging these folks, at least do them the courtesy of knowing who they are and where they're coming from.


American Theatre Wing Seminar- Critics

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Updated On: 11/17/06 at 05:49 AM

#27

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First, the idea that critics are harsher and tougher to please today than they were in the past is a statement that is usually posted by people who don't know what critics were like in the past. I do think there is a slightly greater tendency to be bitchy today, but only slighter. There were plenty of bitchy and nasty reviews in the past. There is absolutely no greater tendency to be negative today. If you think there is, go to the third floor at the Library of the Performing Arts and ask the librarian where the books containing old theatre reviews are.

Second, the job of the critic is to be discriminating. If the critic writes that he likes everything, how is the audience to know whether he is telling the truth? (Remembering that all truth in such matters is subjective.)

The most important job of the critic is to call attention to the worthy show that has no major stars or writers behind it, that isn't based on a famous movie, and doesn't have Disney or Mackintosh money and the attendant publicity machine behind it. Broadway history is ful of classic shows that would have disappeared and been forgotten it it had not been for them receiving critical raves. Oklahoma!, anyone? 1776? The Glass Menagerie? Our Town?

All of those shows opened with virtually no advance sale, all were shows that no one wanted to see till the critics said, "You have to see this." It would become pointless to produce such shows without the critics. And if the critics raved about everything, it would also be pointless to produce such shows. We would get nothing but prefab theatre, and we already get plenty of that.

I disagree with a lot of the critics a lot of the time. But they're necessary.

And Mary Poppins is going to run long enough for word of mouth to kick in. If audiences truly like it, it will run for a very long time. If they don't, it will still run for a couple of years. It's Mary Poppins and it has Disney and Mackintosh and the name behind it.
#28

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When it comes to movies, plays, etc. I never listen to what they say. I go to see what I WANT TO SEE, not what someone else says is 'good' or 'not good'.
#30

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That's not what I smell.

The only time I ever hear people b!tch about the critics is when they disagree with them.

When I was on tour, when we got negative reviews (which was 75% of the time), the critic was an idiot, a good review, a genius.

And the way I see it, if you can't handle John Simon, then the theatre isn't for you.

Critics reason that if someone is paying well over $100 a ticket to see professional artists perform on the most famous venue in the world, then there will be standards to which they'll be compared. Yes, MP isn't geared for the same crowd as I AM MY OWN WIFE, but it's playing in the same areea and it's more expensive so it stands to reason it should hold up for ANY audience member, not just those who need a booster seat.
#32

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Truth be told, I have not read any of the critical reviews for this, but I am someone who was not overly enthused to see the show nor have I been a fan of Disney's prior Broadway efforts, and I was absolutely blown away by it. I am uncertain how anyone could say that the show lacked heart or magic as the children seemed to be eating it up and the parents and adults seemed to enjoy it as well. I did not hear one carp from anyone sitting around me in the orchestra and many, many ringing endorsements during the intermission. The rousing standing ovation the cast, particularly Gavin Lee and Ashley Brown, received at the climax was certainly a good bellwether of the opinion of the audience. I was actually dreading the evening as the 60-something man sitting behind me was carping before the lights went down about "no one" being able to play Mary Poppins except Julie Andrews, but even he was won over by the close. By contrast, when I saw the critically acclaimed The Lion King, the kids were thoroughly bored, the parents were becoming exasperated and a handful of people actually left at intermission (I wish I had followed them out). If this show is getting lackluster reviews, then it is more a demonstration for how out of touch Broadway critics and self-important Broadway fanatics really are more than anything else. Trust me, based on the word of mouth being generated in the theater in that one night I saw it, whether it wins a Best Musical Tony or not, this will be a successful Disney/Broadway tent pole for quite some time.
#33

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Being a successful audience-pleaser and being a good show are two different hings, though not mutually exclusive.

I'll glad you liked MP--but if someone doesn't, it hardly means that he is out of touch. Critics see EVERY show, unlike 98% of the audience. When you see that many shows, you begin to build a standard--it happens to everyone--the more you see, the less you like.

And as far as standing ovations go, PLEASE NEVER use that as a sign of quality. We used to get them all the time when I was in Grease--and believe me, we DID NOT deserve it by any standard.
#34

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I didn't see anyone leave when I went. Maybe we are all seeing a different show in a different universe? Or maybe they have really on and really off nights? When I went, the group of people around me seemed rather impressed. (Including a fellow who saw the OLC.)
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#35

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Why is anyone responding to Robert Iger's initial post?
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#36

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"Does anyone standing in line for tickets for THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA care that I gave it a pan?"

--Frank Rich
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#37

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With all due respect, I believe that everyone is entitled to their opinion, including critics. And yes, I agree that sometimes their input can be helpful if one has limited resources and must try to choose between shows to see within a limited timeframe. The problem (and this is something their virulent defenders overlook), though, is that there are a number of people who utilize a critic's review as the ONLY reason to discount seeing a show that they otherwise were previously interested in seeing and may very well enjoy. In my case, I go anyway and make up my own mind, but a lot of people do not do that. They, instead, ascribe a superiority to the critic merely because they are writing for the newspaper or on television - technically the same set of rules that seem to make someone like Ann Coulter a supposed authority - and do not seem to rationalize that this person, despite their platform, is just like any other regular person with an opinion. Granted a lot of this problem stems from the perception of the people who diligently watch/read the critics, but there are a number of critics that feed into this attitude of being an "authority" and actively attempt to cultivate the impression of being an auteur by slamming anything they don't feel screams ARTISTIC, interpreted by many of them as something that is solemn to the nth degree.

And for the record, I agree that a standing ovation by itself does not necessarily mean a show is great, but differentiating between good theater and a crowd-pleaser is a bit silly. If a show strikes a chord with a general audience and becomes a hit, then despite naysayers one would logically assume that it is good theater because it is pleasing and entertaining a large number of people. I don't know of any serious producer who says they aspire to make great theater that a crowd in general will dislike or have mixed feelings about. Most do try to make crowd-pleasers without trying to compromise their integrity. My observations on the success of Mary Poppins were not based solely on the standing ovation, but also on the reactions of the people in my party, the reactions of the people around me, and my own surprisingly strong reaction to the show. I simply was not hearing any negative feedback from where I was sitting or while walking out of the theater (as I have experienced at other shows), and something like that makes a stronger impression on me than a critic's review. The point is use critical reviews as a resource and not as the final definitive word on a show.

Updated On: 11/17/06 at 11:05 AM

#38

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Critics should not be ignored and they certainly do make some valid points, but I disagree with those who have been saying that its ok for critical reviews to be just personal opinion. Reviews are not there to show off the sophisticated tastes and witty sarcasm of the critic, they are there as a public service. So that people who read the newspaper will have an idea of whether or not to see it. A responsible review contains two things:
1)What the show is trying to do, as in what audience it is aiming for, etc.
2)How well it accomplishes what it is trying to do. If it is aiming to be a Sondheimesque piece of brilliance that sheds new light on the human condition, how enlightened are we at the end? If it is aiming to be a crowd pleaser, how entertaining is it?
Reviews should certainly include the "standards" for which the show is aiming, whether it be huge spectacle or intelligence and heart, but judging every show by the same standards and criticizing theater just because a critic happens to like a certain style of musical and not all musicals are presented in that style is not fair to the paying public who depend on part in these reviews to tell them what to see.

I rarely see critics, especially Mr. Brantley, mention or even seem to have noticed the audience when writing their reviews. Sure, he thought the musical was a bit inane. He's a middle aged man, he isn't exactly the target demographic of MP. If he was at a performance where there were children in the audience, which I'm assuming there would be unless Disney just handed out comps to important people to fill the crowd for that show, I bet he heard a huge positive audience reaction to the show. Hell, if there was anyone besides critics in the audience, I bet there were laughter and tears a-plenty, given the overwhelmingly positive reviews from the "regular" people who have seen the show.

As an example of what I am saying about the importance of critics putting more into reviews than just their personal thoughts, I saw Grey Gardens recently. And, people are going to lynch me for this, but I didn't care for it. I found it superficial in some parts and I thought that the book and the music belonged to two completely different plays. However, as a wannabe critic myself, I would never ever write a review of this show, especially for an important paper like NY Times, saying merely that I didn't like it. There were so many people in tears around me, and so many people have adored Ebersole's performance, that my own boredom with the show pales in comparison to these thoughts. So, in writing my review, yes I would criticize parts of it. But I would also encourage people to see it and point out the good things that my own personal taste in theater prevented me from enjoying. For me to write a totally negative review of what many people think is the best musical of the season just because I didn't really care for it would be hugely irresponsible.

I don't think the negative reviews of MP will hurt the show much. It's a family show, and most people attending family shows look at titles and not at criticism. That's why Beauty and the Beast is still going. However, while critics have an amazingly hard job, and most of them put a lot of experience and wisdom into their work, I think that they are wrong in basing their reviews solely on their reaction and not on what they imagine the reactions of other demographics to be. That's why critics are there in the first place, to help us, the paying public, to decide what to see.
#39

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Margo, you are my hero. But I actually admire Mouses Magic for saying that "our world is too filled with negativity." Sometimes, the best way for me to enjoy Theater is when I try to become a child again: without preconceptions - enjoying things for what they are. Whoever said that "the more we see, the less we like" is right. It's too difficult not to overanalyze things when we gain a certain amount of experience, but that's what I try to minimize in me. Too much technicism can make us forget we are seeing a work that has the power to touch our souls (if we let it) and blind us with lots of opinions. But that doesn't mean I avoid analyzing Theater. On the contrary - I do - a lot - but I try not to lose what made me fall in love with it in the first place. And if I my love for a particular piece is stronger than my technical analysis of it, it doesn't matter what anyone else says. So let the critics do their job. Our perception of art must become our own truth. And that's the best thing in life. Things that we love have the power to feed our souls, it can come from Disney or from German avant-garde.

I know I sound like a walking cliché to some of you, but that's me and I don't care.

Updated On: 11/17/06 at 11:35 AM

#41

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"I don't know of any serious producer who says they aspire to make great theater that a crowd in general will dislike or have mixed feelings about. "

Of course not--the producer's job is to make money. It's the artists involved that are responsible for the quality of the product.

And just because a show is family-friendly doesn't mean it has to be derivative and bland--plenty of films are able to satisfy both demographics--witness BABE, THE INCREDIBLES, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. But family shows inherently involve adults taking children to the theatre and many critics feel that a family show should also have adult appeal--it's not impossible.

THAT'S why critics are so hard on Disney shows.
#42

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I couldn't agree more that critics are just a part of the way things work, and their opinions are valid. But often they get in the way of people forming their own opinions. It seems nowadays, rather than give a critique of a show, reviewers are trying to either get their quotes on the poster of a hit, or brag about the fact that their review closed a flop.

The crazy thing to me is just how powerful Brantley has become. His reviews often mean life or death for a production. And from the sound of most of his reviews, I don't even think he likes going to the theater!

I like listening to friends I trust, and going to see shows that interest me. Then forming my opinions based on what I've seen, then having intelligent conversation/debate with fellow theater goers discussing why or why not a show is or isn't a hit.

Hopefully we can all keep an open mind.

-QB
#43

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Hey, I disagree with Miss Brantley and Miss Isherwood all the time--what was Ben thinking with the Melanie Griffith-CHICAGO review?


On the contrary, I think Ben loves the theatre, he just wishes people would take better care of it.

And to give some credit to the other side of this argument--there ARE crtitics who are love being mean, like some of the minor ones at the NYT.
#46

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At $111 a ticket, Broadway shows better knock me clear out of my seat and if critics are unanimous in calling something crap, then I appreciate the fair warning.
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#47

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It's got nothing to do with finding fault in things. It's what they studied. It's what they do. It's how they pay the bills..
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
#48

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I couldn't agree more that critics are just a part of the way things work, and their opinions are valid. But often they get in the way of people forming their own opinions. It seems nowadays, rather than give a critique of a show, reviewers are trying to either get their quotes on the poster of a hit, or brag about the fact that their review closed a flop.

I like listening to friends I trust, and going to see shows that interest me. Then forming my opinions based on what I've seen, then having intelligent conversation/debate with fellow theater goers discussing why or why not a show is or isn't a hit.


Then do that, don't listen to critics. That's your way of doing things. And yes, sometimes reveiws can kill what could be an otherwise good show, but that's why we have Encores!, revivals, theatre queens and rewrites to follow closing. The reason critics are there is to keep our standard of theatre high, Broadway would be a terrible place if they weren't there, as others have already pointed out. No, their not perfect, no one is, its better to accept the natural system of checks and balances we have, and realize it works out very well, not perfect, but it works.
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#49

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I didn't see MARY POPPINS, and I won't be seeing it, because I saw it in London and hated it. Moreover, I saw THE LION KING, within the first 2 months of its opening on Broadway, and hated it, as well. I liked BEAUTY AND THE BEAST though, so I don't hate all Disney shows.
#50

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Critics still carry a lot more weight than some people on here would like you believe. The New York Times will always remain "the big one", regardless of how competant (or incompetant) the actual critic is. It's where people look for "the word."

For tourists who know what they want to see anyway, and for us theatre people who see everything - no, it really doesn't matter. We will see things anyway - and often times - us in the know KNOW in advance when a show is going to receive negative reviews.

I didn't fully realize the impact that reviews still have until I started working for Roundabout. People DO read them, and people DO listen to what they have to say. It was almost shocking how many people read every review and purchase their tickets based on reviews.

It's easy to dismiss critics as being unnecessary and cynical, but they really are more valuable than some of you are letting on.

And let's be honest. How many times has a brilliant show gotten horribly negative reviews?
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