Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Wow, YOUR SHOW THAT YOU PRODUCED is nominated for a Drama Desk and you don't show up. Awful.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
okay, i love [title of show] sooo much! (look at my name)
and I don't love kristin
BUT
SHE DID A BETTER JOB HOSTING THAN [title of show]
i get that they are trying to move it along, but I would prefer a longer, more entertaining evening....hopefully it ends well!......even though we know the winners!!