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#26

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 6:20pm

At least its an ocean away. Really bad idea though. Who knows though, he might have grown in his musical theatre skills since J&H.

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#27

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 6:21pm

you mean like improved to the level of "Jesus Christ that's the worse thing I've seen in my life?"

#28

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 6:43pm

HBO keeps re-running his "Jekyll and Hyde" performance. UGH.

Now this
...he's gonna get ideas about stage work over here.

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#29

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 7:02pm

Thank God it's not on Broadway. THANK GOD.

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#30

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 7:06pm

David Hasselhoff playing Billy Flynn = ICK! That's all.

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#31

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 7:14pm

BLEEEGH!!
Poor Poor London.

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#32

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 7:26pm

Poor London? Pardon but are you on crack? They eat stuff like Blood pudding and Bubble and Squeak. They will If you'll pardon the pun "eat up" David Hasselhoff in the role. I am just thrilled he is way across the pond, because that one is gonna be a stinker.

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#33

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 9:03pm

I'm glad David "Reach Out When You're Caught in the Current of Love" Hasselhoff is tourturing the Brits instead of us.I'll compare him to blood sausage: England will eat him up, us Yaanks would THROW him up!

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#34

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 9:25pm

once upon a time it was my dream to be on baywatch ... now i'm hoping one day Mr. Hasselhoff will use his wonderful theatrical side to bring to life "Baywatch the Musical" starring DH, Pamela Anderson, and me

#35

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/6/04 at 11:13pm

touche broadwayguy2.

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#36

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 12:00am

Watching the taped version of J and H on HBO PUT ME TO SLEEP.
He can't sing
BUT HE LOOKS GREAT IN A BATHING SUIT.
I swear i used to watch Baywatch because the man is so sexy.
You know who is even cuter the short lifeguard who was in the Normal Heart.
That man is so pretty he makes my heart race.
Everyone was always oozing over Raul but the guy who played the Times Reporter was the sexy steamy one.
Time for a shower.

#37

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 12:05am

With all the stunt casting going on recently, I wouldnt be surprised if David Hasselhoff came to the Broadway production. Lets cross out fingers and hope this doesnt happen. I would rather watch paint dry than see him in another show. At least the paint wont try and sing.

#38

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 12:08am

Paint dry;
That reminded me of Imaginary Friends.

#39

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:09am

The London production (from what I've heard) is in pretty sorry shape already... dare I say it, he might actually improve the company.

However, the Weissler's have struck a new low with me. It's only a matter of time before they decide to bring him here. God save Chicago. lol

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Updated On: 7/7/04 at 01:09 AM

#40

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:12am

DAMN! I didn't know Fran and Barry Mertz.. err, weissler, could possibly GO any lower!

#41

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:15am

Lord the stories I could tell.... but won't lol

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#42

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:17am

The stories could fill an encyclopedia

#43

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:31am

a set of encyclopedias darling... not just one lol

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#44

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Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:34am

NYC Public Library, clear out a wing!

#45

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:41am

ROTFLMAO. This is sooo true it's scary!

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#46

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:46am

ha ha ha ha ah ha

#47

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/7/04 at 2:03am

When is this guy gonna lay down and die??

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#48

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:09am

Brilliant casting, now all his fans in Germany can hop on the train and see their favorite American performer acting and singing like only he can. Personally I'd rather see Danny Bonaduce do it than ever witness Hasselhoff onstage again, but those Germans seem to love him. Kinda like the French and their thing with Jerry Lewis.

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#49

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/8/04 at 10:14am

>> those Germans seem to love him. Kinda like the French and their thing with Jerry Lewis

And isn't that the weirdest thing? I mean, Lewis and the French I can see, given some of the antecedents of comedy in French theatre and movies. But what is it with Hasselholf and the Germans? Any idea what prompted this?

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#50

re: David Hasselhoff set to play scheming lawyer Billy Flynn

Posted: 7/31/04 at 2:50pm

Apparently, he is going to be brought over to New York after the London run - according to the times interview with Barry.

Mr. Weissler makes no apologies; Mr. Hasselhoff, after all, is coming to the New York production of "Chicago" soon, he said.

Updated On: 7/31/04 at 02:50 PM