David Hasselhoff the Musical

[kaboodles041]

David Hasselhoff the Musical#0

Posted: 7/1/06 at 12:29pm

http://in.news.yahoo.com/060629/139/65hgw.html

Sweet :)

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[Marguerite Chauvelin]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#1

Posted: 7/1/06 at 12:37pm

Oh no.....

If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....

Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)

[bundy5000]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#2

Posted: 7/1/06 at 12:50pm

*quickly googles how to tie a noose*

Herbie: "Honey, Don't you know there's a depression?"
Rose: "Of Course I know, I Watch Fox News"
-(modified)Gypsy
Broadway Schedule
December 5th- Hamilton, On Your Feet
December 19th- Noises Off, Edith Piaf Concert at Town Hall

[All_For_Laura]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#3

Posted: 7/1/06 at 1:17pm

What happens if we don't want his musical?

Oh No! He is better on t.v. Let's keep him there!

...What happened next, was stranger still, a woman breathless and afraid, appeared out of the night, completely dressed in white. She had a secret she would tell, of one who had mistreated her. Her face and frightened gaze, my mind cannot erase...But then she ran from view. She looked so much like you...

[BwayBaby18]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#4

Posted: 7/1/06 at 1:22pm

Do you think he will have a longer or shorter run than Suzanne?

[sondheimboy2]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#5

Posted: 7/1/06 at 1:22pm

Is this the "Seventh Sign"?

"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music "Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70 "Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba

[ILoveMyDictionary]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#6

Posted: 7/1/06 at 1:33pm

*dies*

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#7

Posted: 7/1/06 at 2:06pm

YES. I'm going every night. Ahahaha. So that means I'll see the show...what? 7 Times?

[Phantomerik15]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#8

Posted: 7/1/06 at 5:23pm

I seriously almost threw up........

Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky. With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high! Blood-red were the spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat, when they shot him down on the highway, down like a dog on the highway, and he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat... (The Highwayman. Sung by: Loreena McKennitt)

[timote316]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#9

Posted: 7/1/06 at 5:36pm

Personally, I think it sounds hilarious.

"I've already arranged and written it with the guys who did 'Chicago'."
Who? The Weisslers? Kander and Ebb (and, yes, I'm well aware that Fred Ebb is no longer with us)? Encores? Who?

[nickynackyneevy38]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#10

Posted: 7/2/06 at 8:06am

im guessing not many people like him then? lol

sympathy, tenderness..

[PB ENT.]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#11

Posted: 7/4/06 at 11:48am

Sorry, I couldn't pass up sharing this....


"Here’s the skinny on Hasselhoff: The Musical -- David’s artistic philosophy has always been “there are no bad actors, only bad parts.” So, in order to assure himself of a great role, he set out to musicalize his favorite play: All My Sons, writing the words and lyrics himself. He’d gotten as far as the first act end, writing “Soliloquy: ‘My Boy Biff’” when he found himself blocked by a potential transgender reference in the lyric “What the h---? /What if HE is a girl?” David thought the best solution would be the read the source material. Imagine his shock to learn this is a play about bad parts.

There has been a lot of snide remarks and condescending comment on this board about the estimable Mr. Hasselhoff. I say it is time to let up on this man of talent. As David himself often says, “You should not judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shorts.” ~M. Brewster,poster from ATC

www.pbentertainmentinc.com BWW regional writer "Philadelphia/South Jersey"

[MusicalComedyMan]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#12

Posted: 7/4/06 at 12:04pm

I know we're not supposed to post links from YOUTUBE but there is a new music video with Mr Hasselhoff called "jump in my car" where he is in the knight industries 2000. IT IS HYSTERICAL!!!!

[sh-k-Zan]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#13

Posted: 7/4/06 at 12:13pm

hahahaha AWESOME....if you want a real laugh tho, check out the video for his rendition of Hooked On a Feeling....

Without ME its just AWESO!

[StageManager2]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#14

Posted: 7/4/06 at 12:27pm

"David Hasselhoff: The Musical"

I don't think this musical is about him but merely an idea he has for a musical.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[Wanna Be A Foster]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#15

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:52pm

*revive*

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

[ponine24601]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#16

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:57pm

*headdesk* Please no.

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

[jimnysf]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#17

Posted: 7/21/06 at 11:00pm

Again, I have to ask (since my first question was removed)...

Will it be called "The Gray Haired Man in the Trans-Am"?

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

[jimnysf]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#18

Posted: 7/21/06 at 11:04pm

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

[BwayBaby18]

re: David Hasselhoff the Musical#19

Posted: 7/21/06 at 11:05pm

soemthing along the lines of Wanna be Broadway Star should be better....lol maybe he will cash in on Kathy Griffith

"My Life On The D-List: A musicalized tale of the struggles and hardships of David Hasselhoff"