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#1

Dear Tony Awards Producers

To Whom It may Concern,

As you ready yourselves for this years awards show, I find myself in the awkward position yet again of getting down on my virtual hands and knees and pleading with you (hopefully successfully this year) to give equal representation to the plays that, come Tuesday, will be nominated for Tony awards. I know they don't have the fancy songs the musicals do, but these productions deserve an equal chance of box office boosts as the musicals have. Having actors from the plays stand in front of a projection for 20 seconds and give a 3rd grade book report on the plot is insulting and embarrassing and for some of the worlds finest actors who will be nominated next week, they deserve much better. Obviously, I'm not asking you to get casts of closed productions back together and perform a scene should they be nominated (unless you want to...) but those plays still running have just as much of a right to let the world see what they're doing 8 times a week as any other show on Broadway.

I hope you read this and take it seriously. I'm asking everyone who reads this post to sign below.

Thank you for your time,
J.C.
#2

Dear Tony Awards Producers

And don't make the show so f*ckin boring.

Love eternally,
DHC
"Don't f*** a baby. I'll get rid of your AIDS. If you f*** this frog."
#4

Dear Tony Awards Producers

And neither are you. But I'm sure you heard that enough from your parents growing up.

And if you're going to play here with the big boys kid, you might want to learn how to spell.

Updated On: 5/1/11 at 08:09 PM

#5

Dear Tony Awards Producers

To have a scene or even a motherf**king monologue (with or without a hat) performed live from each play is NOT asking too much.

CapnHook
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#6

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Oh, and fix the sound!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#8

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Actually my parents love me. You must thinks it normal that they don't because your parents couldn't wait till you moved out and they didn't have to talk to you.

Updated On: 5/1/11 at 08:20 PM

#10

Dear Tony Awards Producers



>>>"Its not happening, your not important"<<<

Quite obviously you feel the same way about the standard rules of English grammar and spelling.

Please note: "It's"= it is
"You're"= you are

Thank you very much.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#11

Dear Tony Awards Producers

"Actually my parents love me. You must thinks it normal that they don't because your parents couldn't wait till you moved out and they didn't have to talk to you. "

Let's not turn this into (bad) third grade comeback time. Oh, and proper contractions are your friend.

#12

Dear Tony Awards Producers



>>>"You must thinks it normal that they don't because your parents couldn't wait till you moved out and they didn't have to talk to you."<<<

Were I still teaching, this would be on the blackboard first thing in the morning as a an example of a run-on sentence in dire need of re-writing.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#13

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Plus he edited it. It used to say

"Actually they love me. You must thinks it normal that they don't because they wanted to kill you and not get caught"
#15

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Oh and please don't have Aaron Tveit grind on Stockard Channing EVER AGAIN! Try not to hit any D-listers with scenery either. You can't afford the settlements.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#16

Dear Tony Awards Producers




>""Actually they love me. You must thinks it normal that they don't because they wanted to kill you and not get caught"<<<

That's illegal! You can't go around killing people---even if they are your kids! It's morally wrong!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#17

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Although premiering a number with the film cast of ROCK OF AGES would be cool.
#18

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Oh and hopefully Hunter and Cuddles won't be relegated to the "Stage Actors" Red Carpet where she can't be photographed in her new Cabbage Patch Kids dress.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#19

Dear Tony Awards Producers

I believe she tweeted she's being dressed by Osh Kosh this year.
#20

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Oh, let it go.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#22

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Back on topic, I completely agree that the plays deserve to perform, but if this thread ever had any chance of amounting to anything, I think it lost that chance.
#24

Dear Tony Awards Producers

I never do hold out hope for this, but it would be fantastic. And, Capn, I'm still laughing about your first comment. Genius.
"Art, in itself, is an attempt to bring order out of chaos."-Stephen Sondheim
#25

Dear Tony Awards Producers

Just how did Mrs. Foster get the name Cuddles?

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