Does Broadway Hate The Jews?

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews?#1

Posted: 12/23/11 at 6:48pm

Every year we get a delightful Christmas show but what about my fellow Jews? Where is our musical? Where is our Hanukkah spectacular? The Rockettes don't light and dance on a giant menorah and they should. I want a musical where little Mordecai dreams of getting Tallit but is told its too dangerous and he'll strangle himself.

We are a hugely misrepresented people this time of year and it's time we stood up and demand a show we can go to and bitch about the high price of tickets.

[charlesjguiteau]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #2

Posted: 12/23/11 at 6:55pm

Yeah right, let's revive The Rothschilds, I Can Get It for You Wholesale, and What Makes Sammy Run-- it's obviously pure bigotry that's left those classics off the boards all these years!

[thismyshow]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #2

Posted: 12/23/11 at 7:04pm

just want to point out jackie hoffman is doing a Hanukkah show at new world stages...

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #3

Posted: 12/23/11 at 7:06pm

Off-Broadway?

No THANK you.

[Emmaloucbway]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #4

Posted: 12/23/11 at 7:36pm

Jordan: It may be off-broadway but it's absolutely hilarious!! Go see it!! It IS a Hanukkah show!

But I agree there should be a Broadway Hanukkah spectacular.

[SNAFU]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #5

Posted: 12/23/11 at 7:38pm

I call BS. How many Christmas Shows (and songs) on Broadway were or for the most part, created by Jews?
Let us also look at the long list of Broadway Producers and writers. Broadway does not hate Jews. Ask them why there is no Hannukah Holiday Hoedown Spectacular.

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[Marianne2]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #6

Posted: 12/23/11 at 7:43pm

^Right. They totally went over that in Spamalot.

"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates

[twinbelters]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #7

Posted: 12/23/11 at 7:52pm

Write and produce one, JC.

With Irma you gotta do something!

[madlibrarian]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #8

Posted: 12/23/11 at 7:58pm

Hey, Jordan, if that's you in the photo we definitely do not hate you.

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #9

Posted: 12/23/11 at 8:06pm

If someone wants to write the music I'd write the book.

And no, that is not me. I wish. Lol

[Marianne2]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #10

Posted: 12/23/11 at 8:15pm

Maybe you can buy the rights to all 3 versions of the Hannukah Song and Christmastime For the Jews from SNL. Ooh, then you can get Darlene Love to star in it.

"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #11

Posted: 12/23/11 at 8:16pm

I thought she was doing that musical version of THE HELP.

[Phantom of London]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #12

Posted: 12/23/11 at 8:37pm

Jewish brethren do not believe in the new testament, so therefore do not celebrate Christmas.

Jews are the reason why we are here right now, they just didn't find the the ten commandments, they also were the founders of musical theater.

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #13

Posted: 12/23/11 at 8:57pm

So why can't Buddy the Elf be a Jew? Why doesn't the Grinch (or Judi Dench for you, Growl) steal Hanukkah? Huh???.

[SNAFU]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #14

Posted: 12/23/11 at 9:03pm

What's the fun of stealing eight pair of new socks?

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #15

Posted: 12/23/11 at 9:10pm

And a new dreidel. Don't forget that new dreidel or a book we get one of those nights. Those are always the fun nights.

[henrikegerman]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #16

Posted: 12/23/11 at 9:18pm

Jew Da Mac A B

a rap oratorio of the feast of lights

(it could work!)

[Phantom of London]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #17

Posted: 12/23/11 at 9:43pm

You could have a Jewish Christmas Spectacular, circumcise Santa and make the Rockette's wear a yarmulke in the Matchstick Men scene.

-SORTED-

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #18

Posted: 12/23/11 at 9:45pm

Leave Santa alone. He lives in the North pole and needs all the "coverage" he can get.

[PalJoey]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #19

Posted: 12/23/11 at 11:30pm

When Jewish songwriters write about Jews:

http://youtu.be/IIeZmS51ZX8

[Broadway Joe]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #20

Posted: 12/24/11 at 12:57am

The people in the picture wasn't enough for you? lol

[tazber]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #21

Posted: 12/24/11 at 1:10am

Did you forget about the Hanukkah scene in Rent?
This is why Broadway hates the Jews

....but the world goes 'round

[Jordan Catalano]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #22

Posted: 12/24/11 at 1:16am

Taz, that was horrifying lol

[pinoyidol2006]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #23

Posted: 12/24/11 at 1:40am

Because the Jewish producers don't want their holidays desecrated.

I like your imperturbable perspicacity.

[nomdeplume]

Does Broadway Hate The Jews? #24

Posted: 12/24/11 at 5:39am

Just listen.

"Potato knish."

"Figgy pudding."

Which would make you shell out your shekels?

I say we won't go until we get some!