Don't know what to make of this...- Page 3

[orion59]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 6:32pm

I think Wing Sings Wings is a great idea. I would love to hear her renditions of Live and Let Die, Maybe I'm Amazed and My Love.
She could follow that up with a cd of Sting songs, Wing Sings Sting or a reamke of "Tapestry", Wing Sings King

[bially082]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 6:34pm

I really wanted to hear some of the songs on her sold out CDs. I wonder if we all email her and beg her to bring them back, they'll become available. I would really like to hear her croak out Bring Him Home, which is on one of her discs. I think we're missing some of the best stuff, we should protest.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 6:40pm

How about a Louie Prima album entitled, "Wing Sings Swing"?

Oh, the possibilities are endless!

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 6:52pm

"Wing-A-Ding-Ding! WING - A Salute to the Rat Pack!"

Backed by those classic Billy May & Nelson Riddle arrangements, WING offers her homage to the swank 'n swingin' years of Frank, Sammy & Dino! Features: "Come Fly With Me", "That's Amore!" "She's Funny That Way", "The Candy Man", "Luck Be A Lady", "I've Got You Under My Skin", "Mambo Italiano", "All of Me", "Everybody Loves Somebody" and "Ring-A-Ding-Ding!"

Updated On: 12/13/03 at 06:52 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 6:57pm

Ah, lest we not forget the horror picture genre:

"Wing Sings THE THING and Other Horror Themes"

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 9:13pm

I just thought of the perfect way to bring Wing to Broadway! She can be the new picture of the immigrant mother of the chinese boys in Thoroughly Modern Millie. While they show her picture at the end they can play one of her songs....or, have her record a version of "Not for the life of me."

Evling thing today is thruly modern...Wingy!

[bially082]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 9:47pm

ok this "bringing wing to broadway" thing is really starting to scare me. Why are we even talking about that. I would boycott musical theatre if she even became mildly succesful in any musical on broadway.

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 9:52pm

Dude, we're just having fun. lol

[seabyrd]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 11:36pm

What about a tribute to Bette Midler with an album called:
"Wind Beneath My Wing" ?

[bially082]

Posted: 12/14/03 at 12:05am

i know we're kidding, but it's still scary. Imagine if it really happened.......=(

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/14/03 at 12:13am

How about a disco album: "You Can Wing My Bell"

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/14/03 at 3:22pm

She can do a tribute album to the Wizard of Oz and sing "Wing Dong the Witch is Dead."

[Becky]

Posted: 12/14/03 at 4:36pm

I sat here for a good ten minutes laughing so hard I could barely breathe. With everyone buying up her CDs, she's gonna think people actually like her. Poor thing.....

[dotmarie]

Posted: 12/14/03 at 6:43pm

Within the first second of "The Phantom of the Opera" I was laughing like mad. I have tears in my eyes. Oh dear... and this isn't a case of "everyone's a little bit racist" either, because I'm Asian.

Oh god. That totally made my day. I feel so much better about my own singing now. I just hope she never sees this thread!

[DivaMommy]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 1:46am

Well - she just signed with Deathrow to do her first rap album. It's going to be called "Ain't Nothin' but a Wing Thing."

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 2:35am

I am having trouble keeping from laughing so hard that I wake up my roomate. This is hilarious. I am going to send this to all my friends, and this message thread because it just makes it even funnier, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!:)

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 9:11am

I heard she's teaming up with Jessica Simpson. They're gonna do a pop album called, "I don't eat Buffalo Wing."

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 9:19am

Now wait a minute...have you heard that her husband/manager is named Ooson Ding? That makes her married name "Wing Ding"!!!!!

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 9:22am

OMG are you making that up Dollypop? Because that is too funny. lol

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 9:35am

Facts are facts!

Posted: 12/15/03 at 10:56am

Hey Namo, I agree. And if her CDs are selling out then she's the one who gets the last laugh.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 11:16am

I found and article on Wing in case anyone wants to check it out. http://www.listener.co.nz/default,987.sm enjoy!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 11:41am

Headline: Wing Sings. Brings Kaching. Buys Bling Bling.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 12:51pm

Did any one read that article? Here are a few quotes:

"Janet Jackson, an adoring Wing fan, was Norton's delighted guest." Someone needs to lay off the opium pipe.

"Particularly germane were Wing's comments on how different Western singing technique is to Chinese technique, how the voice has to come from the abdomen and be very full, where in traditional Chinese singing it is much flatter and more tense." Wing's singing is very much flatter than the normal singer.

"One excited American wanted Wing to have his children" Dollypop, is that you???

"Invitations have come from all over for concert appearances, perhaps most spectacularly from a gay a-cappella group at Yale University who claimed to have performed with Aretha Franklin." No comment!!!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 1:13pm

Someone knock off Ann Harada.... this chick would be a RIOT as Christmas Eve in Avenue Q!


Side note::
son_of_a_gunn_25's pic is YUM.. moving on..........