Don't know what to make of this... — Page 3

I really wanted to hear some of the songs on her sold out CDs. I wonder if we all email her and beg her to bring them back, they'll become available. I would really like to hear her croak out Bring Him Home, which is on one of her discs. I think we're missing some of the best stuff, we should protest.

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"Wing-A-Ding-Ding! WING - A Salute to the Rat Pack!"

Backed by those classic Billy May & Nelson Riddle arrangements, WING offers her homage to the swank 'n swingin' years of Frank, Sammy & Dino! Features: "Come Fly With Me", "That's Amore!" "She's Funny That Way", "The Candy Man", "Luck Be A Lady", "I've Got You Under My Skin", "Mambo Italiano", "All of Me", "Everybody Loves Somebody" and "Ring-A-Ding-Ding!"

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Updated On: 12/13/03 at 06:52 PM

I just thought of the perfect way to bring Wing to Broadway! She can be the new picture of the immigrant mother of the chinese boys in Thoroughly Modern Millie. While they show her picture at the end they can play one of her songs....or, have her record a version of "Not for the life of me."

Evling thing today is thruly modern...Wingy!

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Dude, we're just having fun. lol

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i know we're kidding, but it's still scary. Imagine if it really happened.......=(

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She can do a tribute album to the Wizard of Oz and sing "Wing Dong the Witch is Dead."

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Within the first second of "The Phantom of the Opera" I was laughing like mad. I have tears in my eyes. Oh dear... and this isn't a case of "everyone's a little bit racist" either, because I'm Asian.

Oh god. That totally made my day. I feel so much better about my own singing now. I just hope she never sees this thread!

I am having trouble keeping from laughing so hard that I wake up my roomate. This is hilarious. I am going to send this to all my friends, and this message thread because it just makes it even funnier, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!:)

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Now wait a minute...have you heard that her husband/manager is named Ooson Ding? That makes her married name "Wing Ding"!!!!!

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Facts are facts!

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I found and article on Wing in case anyone wants to check it out. http://www.listener.co.nz/default,987.sm enjoy!

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Did any one read that article? Here are a few quotes:

"Janet Jackson, an adoring Wing fan, was Norton's delighted guest." Someone needs to lay off the opium pipe.

"Particularly germane were Wing's comments on how different Western singing technique is to Chinese technique, how the voice has to come from the abdomen and be very full, where in traditional Chinese singing it is much flatter and more tense." Wing's singing is very much flatter than the normal singer.

"One excited American wanted Wing to have his children" Dollypop, is that you???

"Invitations have come from all over for concert appearances, perhaps most spectacularly from a gay a-cappella group at Yale University who claimed to have performed with Aretha Franklin." No comment!!!

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