Don't know what to make of this...- Page 2

[BrdwyThtr]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 5:30pm

OMG! How depressing! The woman actually thinks she can sing?!

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 5:53pm

I like when she sings "don't keep your distant"

remarks about her having a rich husband made me wonder whatever happened to Pia Zadora?

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 6:01pm

But Pia at least could sing!

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 6:03pm

Oh darn!!!!! Her "Musical Memories of Les Miserables and Phantom of the Opera" and "I Could Have Danced All Night" are sold out!!

[bially082]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 7:26pm

HOLY CRAP! I CAN'T BELIVE THIS IS OUT THERE. WHO WOULD RECORD SOMETHING LIKE THAT? Does she even listen to her own recordings after she's done with them? Hasn't anyone told here that everyone is better than her? My dead hamster can sing better than that. I am speachless......almost. I AM SO REPULSED!!......i have to go eat concrete now. TTYL.

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 7:46pm

LOL I almost peed myself from laughing so hard. I have to get a copy of this. It was like Adam Sandler, only this poor woman is not trying to be funny.
That's it! We have to have Wing on Broadway.....somewhere! Bring back Flower Drum Song. LOL

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 7:57pm

LOL I changed my icon I had to! This is the funniest thing ever!

[BudFrump23]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 8:18pm

Wing is a goddess of musical theater! Her "Memory" is outstanding! I was in awe the entire time. She truly sounds like a Cat...as stated before. It would be a perfect show for her.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 8:19pm

Un-frickin-believable. Painful, yet oddly compelling. My personal favorite is Wing Sings the Carpenters. What a concept.

[shermanslave]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 8:28pm

Piglet, my dog was laready under the bed taking a nap when i played this and he came into the living room and started pacing and barking. I swear to you. This is a scary thing, Wing.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 8:52pm

I've got an AGENT/ARTIST contract ready to go! So back off!
Think I'll promote her as A "WING and a prayer"...which she hasn't got either! or "Tiny Tim's Twin from New Zealand".

Updated On: 12/12/03 at 08:52 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 10:18pm

I've forwarded this thread to many of my co-workers and now even our Orthodox Jewish librarian is not only howling over the "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" clip, but mimicking her as well. Can you imagine how Wing would handle the Ukranian Carol of the Bells??????

I gotta pee!!!!!

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/12/03 at 10:29pm

I swear I saw Wing at a "Miss Saigon" audition once. She was trying to sing "Last Night of the World"

[ChrisLovesShows]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 12:19am

Guys:
I can't get them to play on my computer! I'm missing all the fun.

[seabyrd]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 12:49am

OHGOD - I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts. My husband came flying out of the bedroom from a deep sleep asking what that wailing was..........LOL - Is this a big seller in New Zealand?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 1:09am

Wow. I remember when this board had the reputation of being nice. Wing is obviously a girl with a dream. I found her stating that she hopes we agree that she is improving to be particularly poignant.

[DivaMommy]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 3:03am

Gosh dang it TheaterBaby - that was going to be my new icon.

I seriously have tears running down my face. I really needed a laugh like that today.

Ouch - my smile muscles hurt.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 6:40am

I'm shooting off an e-mail to James Levine at the Metropolitan Opera. I think Wing would be glorious in Wagner's "Ring Cycle". Thing of the CD: "Wing sings THE RING". Think of the personal appearances! Think of the TV talk shows!

Oh, please make this a reality!

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 10:59am

Sorry Dollypop, she will be too busy. My people are already courting her to do an act based around Bing Crosby songs. "Wing sings Bing". Wouldn't you just die to hear her crooning "Road to Morocco," "I'll Be Seeing You," "White Christmas" and "The Little Drummer Boy"?

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 11:32am

I know that making fun of her is probably going to earn me a spot in hell, but this is the funniest thing I've heard in a loooong time!!! Don't know which I like better--Wing trying to say "shnitzel" in Favorite Things or the elevator background music in "Jingre Berrs." Thank you for making my night

[liaghatgals]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 2:42pm

Thought the same thing. She's being very seious and honestly thinks she is singing well, but in fact her voice can shatter glass. Ranks up there with fingernails scraping against a chalkboard. Makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up!

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 3:35pm

Don't worry Divamommy There's plenty of Wing to go around.
Man, she would have been great in "A Christmas Story" when the family went to the Chinese restaurant for dinner.

"Fa ra ra ra ra."

[seabyrd]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 4:44pm

Suggestion for a new album: Wing Sings Wings, a selection of tunes from Paul McCartney's group - instead of Linda, we get Wing.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 5:16pm

A WING club mix would scorch dance floors across the nation.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/13/03 at 6:30pm

Oh happy day!

Very reliable sources have told me that Wing is now
perusing the works of Sting and her next project will be appropriately titled: "Wing Sings Sting". Can't wait!

Updated On: 12/13/03 at 06:30 PM