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[PB ENT.]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 2:31pm

So, who's says you can't fly with one Wing? now! I'm telling you, it's matter of time before this cutie is on Leno and Letterman. I'm just a day short and a dollar late to making her an offer as her US agent. She's already represented sufficiently.

Still I can't wait to hear Wing sing " Lucy in the Skies"!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 3:15pm

Let me dispel the myth: I DID NOT ask Wing to bear my love child! I'm too busy trying to conceive a baby with Eric McCormack that I don't have time for foolish things--like women!

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 3:19pm

When Wing becomes nationally famous we can say we knew of her when :) If anything, she should thank us. Even if some are mocking her, bad publicity is better than no publicity....well, unless you're Michel Jackson.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 3:20pm

Dollypop, who says Wing is a woman? Remember M. Butterfly?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/15/03 at 8:01pm

I envision a musical version of THE WORLD OF SUZIE WONG starring Wing.

The ad campaign could simply read:

WING IS "WONG"

[alterego]

Posted: 12/16/03 at 8:15am

Wing, Broadway awaits you! It has already been suggested,
The Wing and I. I can't wait to see...

Wing on the Roof
Hello, Wing!
Lil Wing
They're Playing My Wing
Sweet Wing
The Sound of Wing
Wonderful Wing
West Side Wing
The Best Little Wing in Texas
Stop The World, I Want To Get Wing
A Little Night Wing
Thoroughly Modern Wing
Kiss Me Wing
The Roar Of The Greasepaint, The Smell Of The Wing
Paint Your Wing
Wing Gonna Dance
Bells Are Winging Updated On: 12/16/03 at 08:15 AM

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/16/03 at 10:35am

Dollypop - wasn't there a musical flop based on World of Suzy Wong? I don't have my copy of Not Since Carrie on me, so I can't look it up. I think it would be too ethnic. Wing should be in something more standard like Finian's Rainbow (How are tings in Groka Molah?) or Camelot (the RUSTY month of Maaaaayyuh!)

[TheBalladeer]

Posted: 12/16/03 at 11:00am

Oh MY GOD!!!! Thank you for that link! That was the funniest thing I have heard in my life! I literally could not stop laughing for 10 mins. after listen to "Wison of Wove". I am dying to hear her tackle "Some People" and "Everything's Coming Up Roses". Hell, she should replace Bernadette when she leaves Gypsy!

Cheers,
The Balladeer

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/16/03 at 9:15pm

Some more great shows we'll be talking about for minutes:

THE MOST HAPPY WING
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR WING
LA CAGE AUX WING
ARSENIC AND OLD WING
MOTHER COURAGE AND HER WING
A STREETCAR NAMED WING
SWEET WING OF YOUTH
HOW NOW DOW WING
IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE IT'S WING
SWEET SMELL OF WING
WING OF LA MANCHA
WING TIME
STAR SPANGLED WING
THE WINGMAN COMETH
MOURNING BECOMES WING
DEATH OF A WINGMAN
AUNTIE WING
THERE'S A FLEA IN MY WING
LENA HORNE: A LADY AND HER WING
THE BOY FROM WING
PHANTOM OF THE WING
THE FULL WING
THE SKIN OF OUR WING

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/16/03 at 9:22pm

This thread has has 2330 hits! Yikes!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/16/03 at 9:26pm

Her own solo show--

Wing! Now and forever!

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 12/16/03 at 10:50pm

LOL you're right Balladeer...we've finally found someone who can take over for Bernadette when she finishes her run in Gypsy!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/17/03 at 10:07am

Name that Wing show:

She played a lower-middle-class teenage boy in North England who discovers his homosexuality through the abused boy next door. Soundtrack includes Wing covers of popular songs from a particular 60s singer.

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 12/17/03 at 11:05am

Dear Matt,

Would you production be called, "A Beatiful Wing?"

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/17/03 at 11:20am

Right you are, WindyCity Actor!

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 12/17/03 at 11:36am

Call me crazy...but couldn't she play Ekaterina Chtchelkanova, that poor innocent woman who gets hanged in "Chicago?"

Just change the nationality of the character!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/17/03 at 4:44pm

TEAHOUSE OF THE AUGUST WING

LOVELY LADIES, KIND WINGS

DEAR WING

THE GRAND WING

PIPE WING

MINNIE'S WINGS

THE LION WING

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/17/03 at 4:59pm

Do you suppose her ears are winging.....?

I have GOT to interview her...

Boys we have got to get her to NY..maybe into Fez and with proper promo, we can sell her out for over a month...

Think Barbra at the Bon Soir

Midler at the Baths..

Peter Allen at Reno Sweeny's

and now Wing at ....

Theres bucks to be made here boy's..

Personally; I would pay her 10 bucks- just to hear

"Jazz Baby" From Modern Millie... Updated On: 12/17/03 at 04:59 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/17/03 at 8:14pm

I'd sell a lung to hear her sing "I Was Spawned In a Ditch" from LA MANCHA.

[TheBalladeer]

Posted: 12/18/03 at 3:53pm

I would love to hear Wing sing:

A New Life
Someone Like You
Once Upon A Dream
In His Eyes
Bring On The Men

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/18/03 at 5:29pm

Add to the list of must-hear Wing renditions:

"Losing My Mind"

"Before The Parade Passes By"

"Season of Love"

"Brush Up Your Shakespeare"

"Hello, Dolly!"

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 2/12/04 at 11:07pm

Ok Wing might be passe to some of you now, but I thought it was only fair with all the newer posters on the board that they should be exposed to the joy that is Wing. The link is on the first page of this thread.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 9:23am

No life is complete without a little Wing!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 9:44am

I'm a Wing-man!

[racerchiquita76m]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 11:02am

I shouldn't say this, but I just have to...She should consider an album of duets with William Hung (American Idol "She Bangs)