Elaine Stritch - "As the prostitute once said..."- Page 3

[Charley Kringas Inc]

Posted: 1/24/16 at 12:45pm

New York gets 26 inches of snow and the forum immediately descends into cabin fever.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 1/24/16 at 10:11pm

Mrs. Smothers.

 

[NoName3]

Posted: 1/25/16 at 2:26am

"And you, a unidexter, wish to apply for the part of Tarzan?"

[TotallyEffed]

Posted: 12/30/21 at 11:32am

Bumping for fun.

[John Adams]

Posted: 12/31/21 at 11:29am

I find the funniest connotation joke (beyond "stair/stare") to be the phrase: "A legendarily penised person". I love that it was not written as, "A *legendary* penised person".

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/31/21 at 12:45pm

Dear SomeoneInATree2: Thank you for setting up the framework and inspiring me to do my post-theory theoretical analysis of that joke. I really should have retired from writing after I posted that because I would never reach such a level of giddiness again. 

The only thing I left out was how right you are about anything that might have come after "Well!" would have been hilarious.

[TotallyEffed]

Posted: 1/12/22 at 7:13pm

I have to say, if it WAS “one legged prostitute,” it would take the joke from being merely funny to brilliant.