Wow...my head is reeling from this laughable evening. Soul of Shaolin was sure something. The best line of the night came at end in the form of a voiceover:
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"The power of family is greater than Kung Fu"
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The story was told strictly through a combination of Kung Fu and dance. Extreme caution should go to anyone thinking about attending this special theatrical event. Enter at your own risk.
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!