Lillias White
She happens to be one of the greatest singers in the world (who, unfortunately, happens to be very underated). Although, she does not fit the true definition of a "diva", because she happens to be a very nice and genuine person.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.