#1
Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:56pm
that was funny... personally i enjoyed mexicans.
Favorite Spelling Bee words/definitions
#2
Posted: 8/19/05 at 6:05pm
Jihad is one of my favorites too, and phylactery.
but more so cause it was used in a sentence. hilarious!
but more so cause it was used in a sentence. hilarious!
#3
Posted: 8/19/05 at 8:30pm
The doctor asked Timmy to describe the symptoms of his dengue. He replied, "It was like there was a race out of my tushie, and everybody won."
Tasteless...but wonderful.
Tasteless...but wonderful.
#4
Posted: 8/19/05 at 8:40pm
I'm with you on "MEXICANS" I don't think I heard anything after the initial reading of the word because I was laughing too hard anticipating what would be the definition/usage in a sentence!
It's really terrible, but terribly funny!
It's really terrible, but terribly funny!
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Updated On: 8/19/05 at 08:40 PM
#5
Posted: 8/19/05 at 10:41pm
my friend and i absolutely love the dengue one, we stil laugh every time we hear it. the other one they used in the Tony performance is funny too. i can't remember the word but it deals with something in the Jewish religion and the mother tells her son to put the (something) down, we're episcipalian
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#6
Posted: 8/19/05 at 10:53pm
Phylactery. It's either of two small leather boxes that are worn by Jewish men during morning weekday prayers. "Billy, put down that phylactery, we're Episcopalian!"
#7
Posted: 8/20/05 at 12:33am
that sentence was cute enough to make me want to see the show:)
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My new pic is me(on the left)at my last dance recital:(
I love Les Miserables.
My new pic is me(on the left)at my last dance recital:(
#8
Posted: 8/20/05 at 12:53am
I gotta go with Phylactery. Dengue is a close second though. I'm in Godspell right now and every time our Jesus says phylactery I laugh because i think of this show, even thought I'm supposed to be scared.
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#9
Posted: 8/20/05 at 1:07am
Phylactery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i literally was about to pee my pants.
ahhh i wanna see spelling bee again so badly!!!!!!
i literally was about to pee my pants.
ahhh i wanna see spelling bee again so badly!!!!!!
#10
Posted: 8/20/05 at 1:56am
"Cow".
Definitely.
Definitely.
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#11
Posted: 8/20/05 at 2:35am
"your word is - phone"
can i have a definition please?
"... please spell phone."
simple, yet hilarious. pretty much every word/definition/sentence makes me want to see the show again!
can i have a definition please?
"... please spell phone."
simple, yet hilarious. pretty much every word/definition/sentence makes me want to see the show again!
#12
Posted: 8/20/05 at 3:03am
Can I have a definition of the word?
"It's a cow."
Can you please use the word in a sentence?
"Please spell cow."
(similar to any other easy word, I'm sure)
"It's a cow."
Can you please use the word in a sentence?
"Please spell cow."
(similar to any other easy word, I'm sure)
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#13
Posted: 8/20/05 at 1:22pm
Oh, gosh, cow was hilarious! I also like how Leaf Coneybear always got a word that meant some kind of lizard, and how he comments on it.
There was one about some sort of vicious fish....the sentence was something like, "Look out, I think that terribly ugly and ferocious fish behind you might be a ________!"
Gosh, somebody take me back to Spelling Bee! Oh, and what are the words that Olive takes silent letters from to form another word? The whole joke has slipped my mind, but I loved it!
There was one about some sort of vicious fish....the sentence was something like, "Look out, I think that terribly ugly and ferocious fish behind you might be a ________!"
Gosh, somebody take me back to Spelling Bee! Oh, and what are the words that Olive takes silent letters from to form another word? The whole joke has slipped my mind, but I loved it!
#14
Posted: 8/20/05 at 1:37pm
"If you take the W from answer and the H from ghost and the extra A from aardvark and the T from listen, you can keep saying 'what?', but nobody will hear you because it'll be silent!"
Then there's...
"Spell the word…’capybara’,”
"Is that a word!?”
“Yes.”
“What’s it mean?”
“Uhh…A large semiaquatic rodent of tropical South America, having short limbs and a vestigial tail and often attaining lengths of more than 4 feet.”
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
“Mary, I think that large semiaquatic rodent of tropical South America, having short limbs and a vestigial tail and often attaining lengths of more than 4 feet that’s swimming next to our boat might be a capybara.”
Then there's...
"Spell the word…’capybara’,”
"Is that a word!?”
“Yes.”
“What’s it mean?”
“Uhh…A large semiaquatic rodent of tropical South America, having short limbs and a vestigial tail and often attaining lengths of more than 4 feet.”
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
“Mary, I think that large semiaquatic rodent of tropical South America, having short limbs and a vestigial tail and often attaining lengths of more than 4 feet that’s swimming next to our boat might be a capybara.”
"Well, obviously Company is about the Kennedy family. Bobby is played by Raul, and JFK is played by Harvey Fierstein."
-vfd88
Updated On: 8/20/05 at 01:37 PM
#15
Posted: 11/6/05 at 6:34pm
Jihad was something to the affect of "duck behind this western wall I think I see a JIHAD coming"
I think...
I think...
#16
Posted: 11/6/05 at 6:36pm
Phylactery was hilarious. The best part of them is the deadpans of the Vice Principal reading off these hilarious sentences.
And yeah, the Jihad one talked about the Western Wall.
And yeah, the Jihad one talked about the Western Wall.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#17
Posted: 11/6/05 at 6:36pm
Actually, the sentences were the best part of the show. Everything else was just good, but the sentences were great.
#18
Posted: 11/7/05 at 10:54pm
After a near death experience, Mary walked bright-eyed through the streets and for the first time noticed all the mexicans.
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