Not exactly a torch either, but it's my
'commandeered' torch song for the board...
Here's to the posters who post--
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their undies
And planning a revival
For their own behalf.
Off to Virgin records,
'Cause there's a signing,
Complaining their misquoted
And feeling grim,
'Cause they've been sitting
Choosing an avatar.
Does anyone give a crap?
I'll post to that.
And here's to the posters who are smart--
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to correct others missteps
Hoping they'll impress.
Another long exhausting day,
Another silly writer,
A quick retort, a reference book,
Perhaps some satire.
I'll post to that.
And one for satire!
And here's to the posters who play rough--
Aren't they too much?
Keeping court but clutching
A google search,
Just to use their sword.
The ones who cling to IBDB,
And pat their backs on their desk stools,
Too busy to know that they're fools.
Aren't they such gems?
I'll post to them!
Let's all post to them!
And here's to the posters who just read--
Aren't they the best?
When they get the nerve,
They look for the verbs,
just to get some press.
Another chance to learn something new,
To read a brilliant zinger,
Another reason not to think,
Words from other fingers.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
I'll post to that.
So here's to the posters on the Net--
Everybody tries.
Look into their names,
And you'll see what they know:
Everybody dies.
A toast to that invisible crew,
The wannabe's wanting their due.
Let's hear it for the posters who post--
Everybody critize!
Critize!
Critize! Critize! Critize! Critize! Critize! Critize! Critize!
Critize!
Updated On: 8/8/06 at 06:49 PM