One of my favorite flops is a show that no one ever talks about anymore, it has completely disappeared.
It was written by Michael Rupert, and was called MAIL. It was the story of a guy going through a midlife crisis, and he left his apartment for six months to find himself, and when he came back, all of his mail talked to him.
Michael Rupert not only wrote the score, but starred in it. The delightful Michelle Pawk co-starred, along with Brian Stokes Mitchell (who, interestly enough, actually contributed a song to the score). I adored it, and saw it four times. No one else liked it, however, and it has since disappeared completely, and is never spoken about even by the most knowledgeable of flop collectors. The lack of a cast album is to blame, I suspect, and it's too bad, because the score was chockablock with terrific tunes.
An interesting side note: The reason I saw MAIL four times was because of an odd box office snafu. At the time, Telecharge wasn't a reliable way to get good seats, so one had to line up outside of the box office on the day tickets went on sale to guarantee great seats. It was a cold February morning, and THREE shows had their box offices opening that day: CARRIE, CHESS, and MAIL. I was with a friend, and we wanted to see all three, but couldn't decide what to actually wait out in the cold for. (We arrived, byt he way, at 2:00 a.m., because we thought there would be huge lines for both CARRIE and CHESS. As it turns out, there weren't lines for either, but we didn't know that at the time). We chose to camp out at the Virginia box office for CARRIE, and were the only two people who actually "camped out" for tickets to that show. (We were in the first row center for the first preview, so that gamble paid off).
After we got our CARRIE tickets, we went and got CHESS tickets, and then walked over to the Music Box for MAIL. There was some weird problem with the box office, and so there was a press guy standing out front saying the box office wasn't going to open, but if you brought a pound of junk mail to him that day, you could get a free ticket for the show. I brought four pounds, and got four tickets.
Updated On: 12/3/04 at 11:31 PM