>>>"The Newsday critic is a female, though I agree that her reviews are awful."<<<
Linda Winer is their Main Line theater critic. I don't always agree with her viewpoint but she writes well. The LOCAL critic is Steve Parks, who not only has a terrible speech impediment, but frequently gives nothing more than a plot summary of the shows he's reviewing. If we're lucky, we might get a description of his drive to the theater--anything to fill space.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)