1. You have your own name. Use it. Don't presume to use someone else's....it's creepy. I can use my own signature any bloody way I want to. I've been using it longer than you've been a member. 2. See 1. from RC in Austin, Texas
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
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