Give me a head with hair!

[BobbyBaccalieri]

Posted: 9/29/25 at 10:05pm

With time rushing by… what would you do? 
With hair in your eye… what would YOU DO?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Broadway/s/J2kshjYJs8

Would you speak up at the risk of being accused of being something you’re not?

Careful. I’ve heard tell that even being slightly inconvenienced by this theatregoer’s hairstyle is considered… err… “problematic” in these parts.

[TheatreFan4]

Posted: 9/29/25 at 10:17pm

So weird to see someone who literally just joined today and I would imagine being their first post would use it to attempt to race bait. And with a quote from notable Jew, Fraulein Schneider, I wonder who you could be...

[BobbyBaccalieri]

Posted: 9/29/25 at 10:38pm

TheatreFan4 said: "So weird to see someone who literally just joined today and I would imagine being their first post would use it to attempt to race bait. And with a quote from notable Jew, Fraulein Schneider, I wonder who you could be..."

A pineapple for you, but Frauline Schneider is not a Jew.

🍍

[Idiot]

Posted: 9/30/25 at 1:03am

TheatreFan4 said: "I wonder who you could be..."

He really should mix up the syllabic pattern when naming himself next time.  

[kdogg36]

Posted: 9/30/25 at 11:31am

TheatreFan4 said: "And with a quote from notable Jew, Fraulein Schneider, I wonder who you could be..."

I'm usually a little skeptical about accusing newcomers of being disgraced veterans in disguise, but in this case I'm quite certain you're correct in your suspicions. 

[darquegk]

Posted: 9/30/25 at 12:18pm

In what SHOULD be relevant to this conversation but sadly isn't, I love how the remasters of the Hair OBC make it so clear that they're being cheeky. Most of the main men are saying "give me a head with hair," but at least one or two of them are winking and actually saying "give me head."

[MysteriousLady]

Posted: 9/30/25 at 12:25pm

Did the Boop troll create another account?