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Golden Girls The Musical

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#50My all time favorite line from GG
Posted: 6/16/03 at 5:45pm

Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to relax in a hot, steamy bath with just enough water to cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're gonna lay in an inch of water?


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Golden Girls Quotes Updated On: 6/16/03 at 05:45 PM

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#51re: My all time favorite line from GG
Posted: 6/16/03 at 11:42pm

OMG! I love you for posting that link. I nearly fell off my chair laughing at those quotes.

I have too many favorites to pick just one, but here are some that I really like:

Dorothy: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Clayton and Foug your room?
Blanche: Are you crazy! What will the neighbors think if they see two men in my bedroom?
Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday.

Rose: There's something about her I don't like.
Blanche: Me too.
Rose: I think she's rude.
Blanche: Me too.
Rose: She thinks I'm dumb.
Blanche: Me too.


"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

#52re: re: My all time favorite line from GG
Posted: 6/17/03 at 2:17am

Dorothy: Blanche its all wrong! The baby doesnt match your shoes.

Goes something like...
Rose: Clayton! Youre pullin my leg. Stop. Hes a man and youre a man. Youre a man and hes a man. Oh my god...

Blanche: My first time with Billy. Or was it Bobby? Yes it was Bobby. Or was it Ben. Well it started with a B!

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#53more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 7:10am

Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?
Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women.
Sophia: Yeah, they're called lesbians.
__________________

[Dorothy just left the house for a vacation, leaving her mother to Blanche's care]
Sophia: Fasten your seatbelt, slutpuppy, this ain't gonna be no cakewalk!

CJR
#54re: more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 9:20am

Thanks for posting that link! It's only 9:30am and I am already having the day from hell at work... But now I'm sitting here laughing my ass off! Course that makes it hard if my phone rings, but yeah... lol THANK YOU!!! :) :)

some of my favorites...

Sophia: There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it.

Blanche [to her daughter Janet, who doubts God's existence]: Oh honey, of course He exists. Just look at the beautiful sky, the majestic trees. God created man, and gave him a heart, and a mind, and thighs that could crack walnuts.

Blanche: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Dorothy: What about the time you lost the key to your handcuffs and had to go with that guy on his mail route


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

Updated On: 6/17/03 at 09:20 AM

#55re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 5:59pm

Ok, I got a great plot for the musical.

Sophia died.
Dorothy comes back to stay with Blanche/Rose and help plan her funeral. Dorothy has trouble letting Sophia go, so Sophia's ghost comes and helps her. The end can have a big wedding for Blanche or Rose.

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#56re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 6:23pm

That's too depressing. Sohia can't be dead. I know she was supposed to be pushing 90 years old over a decade ago, but still! I can't bare the thought of it.

LOL I was just watching the episode where Rose tells Mrs. Claxton to drop dead...and she does. It's funny when Rose gets to tell people off. The episode before that was when Blanche turned Rose into her personal slave because she accused Rose of losing her earings. Then Rose found out Blanche lost the earings, and Rose's watch that she borrowed without asking. Rose told her off too! re: re: re: more goodies


"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
Updated On: 6/17/03 at 06:23 PM

#57re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 6:35pm

Gerflugenough! A personal Scandinavian slave!

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#58re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 6:50pm

Woah. I can barely say it, never mind spell it! LOL You're my new idol. hahaha

Just thought I'de mention, in the episode where Mrs. Claxton dies, and the ladies go to the funeral home to make arrangements for her, the funeral director asks if they can have the wake on Thursday, and the 4 of them go crazy because the Cosby show was on that night. LOL Then he asks Blanche if she ever considered planning ahead for her own funeral. She says, "No. But when I die I plan to go out with a big bang." Then Dorothy chimes in with, "And she means that." LOL had me rotflmao.


"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

#59re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 7:58pm

I LOVE IT WHEN DORORTHY PUTS DOWN BLANCHE:

Blanche: Cooking Dorothy?
Dorothy: No Blanche, I'm developing pictures for the Magellan Space Program

#60re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/17/03 at 10:57pm

Remember the 2 part episode about Dorothy's mysterious illness.

What was the moral to that? Did someone on the show get treated like **** at the doctor's and wanted to show that each doctor is unique? I never understood the point of it. And Dorothy's illness was forgotten.

Blanche: Ooooh they look like little balls of sunshine. Rose tells me one of your boring St. Olaf stories. They always put me to sleep.

BLanche: I wont even have to use my imagination. My life is a romance novel.
Sophia: Youre life is a sports page Updated On: 6/17/03 at 10:57 PM

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#61re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/18/03 at 12:13am

I remember whatever she had caused fatigue.


"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

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#62re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/18/03 at 3:38pm

omg, I don't have time to put any of my fave quotes down, but as a reply to the 'new cast' OMG, I can tottally see that!

I'm also a huge Bebe Neuwirth fan, and I LOVE Dorothy, so I can SO see her as Dorothy! She's got the whole dry-witt thing down.

Anyway... Being nagged at to get off-line, so bye all!


"In a really well-written musical, you talk until you just can't talk anymore, you're going to have to sing. And when you're just so full you can't sing anymore, then you have to dance. It's a natural progression." ~Bebe Neuwirth

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#63re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/18/03 at 9:55pm

YEAH FOR BEBE!!! re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies


"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

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#64re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/18/03 at 10:29pm

I think they decided that Dorothy had Epstein Bar Virus (which was a popular Yuppie disease in the 1980's).

Remember she also got a hearing aid in one episode.

One of my favorite bits was when Dorothy and Sophia played Sonny & Cher. Bea Arthur had Cher's mannerisms down perfectly.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 6/18/03 at 10:29 PM

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#65re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/19/03 at 7:35am

awe! I SO need to catch that ep next time they re-run it. lol


"In a really well-written musical, you talk until you just can't talk anymore, you're going to have to sing. And when you're just so full you can't sing anymore, then you have to dance. It's a natural progression." ~Bebe Neuwirth

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#66re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: more goodies
Posted: 6/19/03 at 9:30am

I also don't recall anyone else playing Stan and I've seen every episode several times (thanks to Lifetime).

My favorite quote:

Blanche: "You know what I hate doing most after a party?"

Rose: "Finding your underwear in the big pile?"

Anyone ever play the Golden Girls Adventure Generator in the Lifetime website? It's like Mad Libs with the Golden Girls. It can be fun. You can find it at WWW.Lifetimetv.com

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#67re: Golden Girls The Musical
Posted: 6/19/03 at 3:31pm

One of the best GG scenes;

Dorothy to Sophia; Just don't let Blanche find out
Blanche; Don't let me find out what?
Sophia; Barbara is a lesbian
Blanche; So what?
Dorothy; Blanche, you're not shocked?
Blanche; Why should I be? I never knew one personally but, isn't Danny Thomas one?

Then later after it's been explained to Blanche the difference between lesbian and Lebonese;

Dorothy: Well, we better not tell Rose
Blanche; Absolutely not, she couldn't handle it, she's not as worldly and sophisticated about thes ethings as I am
Sophia; You're right Blanche, it would kill her if she ever found out Danny Thomas is a lesbian


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#68I love the Golden Girls.
Posted: 6/19/03 at 4:13pm

I love the Golden Girls. It comes on 6 times a day!!

Dorothy had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (thought to be caused by the Epstein Barr Virus). This remains one of those illnesses where doctors think it's "in your head." The point of the show was basically (I think) to bring to light such diseases. Even though the diagnosis may not be obvious by looking at the person or lab work/xrays/etc., the patient IS indeed suffering and it is not a psychiatric issue.

I don't remember another actor playing Stan?? But there were a lot of "dual" roles. The guy who played Sofia's husband, Sal, also played a Jester at a restaurant Dorothy took her "prom" date to. One of Dorothy's ex-students who started a video game company and offerred Dorothy a job also played one of the 3 guys who hit on the trio when they went on vacation (and got stranded on a desert isle). This actor passed away a few years ago; he was HIV+.

Empty Nest (which I also loved) was a spin off of GG. They introduced the idea on the GG - a different actor played Richard Mulligan's role (Harry). Coincidentally, that actor also played Isaac Newton, Rose's "secret admirer." Harry had a wife on the GG episode. On EN, the wife was deceased. Empty Nest really changed from it's initial start on the Golden Girls.

Golden Girls was so inconsistent that it's funny. The same actors playing different roles, different actors playing the same roles (Rose and Blanche's daughters were played by different actresses), and different versions on certain stories. You got to love that show.

My favorite part had to be the Chicken Little production. My favorite show definately was the last episode.

I clearly have too much time on my hands!

PJ
#69re: re: re: Golden Girls The Musical
Posted: 6/19/03 at 5:30pm

The Golden Girls is the funniest sitcom of all time...in my opinion. The writing on that show is phenomenal. However, I don't really think a broadway show about it would work. Too much wishing for original cast members would ruin it for me. Plus, I can't imagine anyone other than Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty as Dorothy and Sophia.

#70re: re: re: re: Golden Girls The Musical
Posted: 6/19/03 at 6:28pm

Oh my gosh Playbill you're right.

I remember that episode when Harry and his wife are having marriage problems. The woman who played his wife is currently on the TV Show OZ. She was in West Side Story too. Shoot me for forgetting her name. She's famous.

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#71re: re: re: re: re: Golden Girls The Musical
Posted: 6/19/03 at 10:18pm

Her name is Rita Moreno

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#72re: re: re: re: re: re: Golden Girls The Musical
Posted: 6/19/03 at 10:48pm

LOL How could you forget her name!? OK, now I have "Chita/Rita" stuck in my head!

'I am a versatile actress'
'long as you stay on the matress'

'I can play any role I choose'
'Gypsys, Italians, and black Jews'

aye aye. LOL


"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

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#73More double casting
Posted: 6/20/03 at 8:37am

The actor who played the violin-playing boxer the girls invested in also played Enrique Maas, the consumer reporter and Rose's boss.

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#74re: More double casting
Posted: 6/20/03 at 9:49am

(Correct me if I'm wrong) - but I also think the actress who played Mrs. Claxton (the mean neighbor) also played "Ma #2" in 'Dorothy was switched at birth' episode. Also, the father in that episode, I think also played the Italian man Sophia had remodeling the garage.

Was there a shortage of actors?? This is hilarious!

Also, did any one catch Bea Arthur on Broadway a couple of years ago? She was great.


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