I have Chita/Rita downloaded. The first time I listened to it, I wet my pants (Seriously! I split my glass of water on myself because when I laughed I shook the desk!) I had tears streaming down my eyes, because I love Chita, and this song is soooooo darn clever.
"I can play any roll I choose!"
"Gypsies, Italians, and Black Jews!"
I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!