OK, saw the show last night.
I saw it once before with Kathy Brier and a really bad Penny who couldn't belt (yeah...imagine how much fun THAT was). Anyway, I always just attributed my extreme disliking of the show to the cast I saw.
Well last night after Chatterbox (buy the tape, it was INSANE last night) I stopped by the Neil Simon to see if they had any tickets left because I've heard the new cast is good and I've always wondered what that would be like. So at 7.40 I buy my ticket, Mezz, Row R, seat 125...$25. Can't really complain, except that I didn't have my glasses.
ANYWAY, Carly Jibson: EXCELLENT. Some REALLY weird vowel sounds in the beginning, but she was CRAAAAAAAAAAAACKED OOOOOOOOUT. I seriously don't know how her wig didn't just go flying off her head because INSANE. She's SO adorable and actually made me think I might not want to stab myself this time around.
Tracy Miller: Really good. Could definitely belt, but still lost the A flat (is that even an A flat?) in "Without Love," and her little section in "You Can't Stop the Beat" didn't change my life, but she was still really good. When she met Seaweed for the first time - EXCELLENT.
Bruce Vilanch: Pass. The only thing I will say about him is that I really wanted to kick him in the face, but this isn't Bruce Vilanch-specific. He did the same thing Hunter Foster did in LSOH that made me want to kick him in the face, too. You know sometimes people will have to give the audience a look and the whole moment is really awkward and it's leading up to a line and the whole thing is supposed to be funny. (Think Trekkie's reaction to Kate when she says "Normal people don't just sit at home, looking at porn on the internet.") Anyway, Bruce had one of those moments (as did Hunter in LS), and they held for laughter when there was NONE. It was just a REALLY dragged out moment that wasn't funny to begin with, but which become even less funny when you were waiting almost a minute for it to be over.
Jordan Ballard (Amber): Really good. I don't really remember my first Amber, but Jordan was really funny.
Chestory Gregory II: Whoa. Really good dancer. Crazy singer. Nice.
Julie Halston: Nothing special. Sorry, but she wasn't. She did have a funny adlib after the dodgeball scene. All the girls are walking off and she goes, "OK girls, who wants to take a shower? Extra credit! Extra credit!!!"
The Dynamites: Carla was good, Nicole scared me (her voice is REALLY deep), and Shayna was...well she's Shayna Steele, so that's evident. If I didn't have 45 things to do on January 10th, I'd DEFINITELY go to her Broadway Spotlight. She's awesome. I saw her at Scott Nevin's Holiday Show thing singing Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" - EXCELLENT.
Richard H. (Link): Really good voice. Didn't make the finale look so good. Nothing special again, not bad at all, he actually made me feel kind of bad that Link has like NOTHING to do.
I don't really have anything to say about John Hill, sorry.
OH! Liz Larsen was on as Velma. REALLY good. Definitely didn't hate her. She looked REALLY comfortable in the role, too.
And Peter Matthew Smith was on as Corny. He was good too, very standard. His voice fit the role REALLY well.
Anyway, Carly was OUT OF CONTROL. There were parts in the beginning, where she and Penny are watching the Corny Collins show and dancing along and Carly was going OUT OF CONTROL. Pretty much every time she moved, she went CRAZY, but it all worked and I really thought I might not hate the show this time.
But the curtain went down and I came to the conclusion it wasn't just Kathy Brier and my crap Penny who couldn't belt. I really just don't like Hairspray...at all. The cast was REALLY good and I really thought I wasn't going to hate it, but I definitely did. A LOT. Like I don't think I can ever go back. But Carly was AMAZING, so if you have a chance to see her, DO IT!!
I actually MIGHT go back if Leslie Kritzer went on. Her head shot is really cute and I really have a thing for second understudies.
But yeah...Hairspray - Sorry Marc Shaiman, but never again.
Carly Jibson - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Tracy, Chestor, SHAYNA - EXCELLENT.
Shayna - Someone write her a show.
THE END.
PS - Do we like how I used the search feature and just bumped an old thread about the same show to write a new review? Brownie points??
EDITS: OK, after a quick conversation with your favorite Hairspray afficionado and mine, BG2, I need to do some editing.
#1 The extra credit thing is apparently scripted, so there was in fact NOTHING special about Julie's Prudy. She wasn't bad, but there was nothing special about her Prudy.
#2 I am SO sorry, BUT...I have just been informed that my mystery Penny was in fact....Jenn Gambatese. Let downs all around, kids.
#3 Tracy and Chester had REALLY good chemistry. They were both ADORABLE together. Just felt like revisiting that. Oh and in "Run and Tell That," Chester jumped SO many octaves at one point, I thought it was Penny. CRAZY. Really good. And again, REALLY good dancer.
#4 Sabrina Reitman (Lil Inez): If you don't want to read me going after a 10-year-old girl, skip ahead. Otherwise, I NEEEEEEED to kick this girl in the face. She is TOO happy and TOO sure of herself for NOT BEING GOOD. SHE'S NOT GOOD. I WANTED TO HURT HER.
#5 Carly really is REALLY good. And unlike my less-than-favorite OTHER Tracy, she really fit the role. She was SO excited about EVERYTHING and was just bouncing off the walls. She reminded me a lot of the first time I saw KC doing "Popular," except....not just in one number, but sustained throughout an entire show. Even at bows, she was SO excited.
OK I think that's it.
Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]
Updated On: 1/7/05 at 03:51 PM