Hairspray! Oh, oh, oh, it's Okay!- Page 9

[Sumofallthings]

re: Hairspray! It's Not That Good!#200

Posted: 12/1/04 at 8:08pm

Can I throw my own feces?

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

[jmaclover]

re: Hairspray! It's Not That Good!#201

Posted: 12/1/04 at 8:09pm

Only if your a monkey...

Or you are throwing them into the toilet...

"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

[Sumofallthings]

re: Hairspray! It's Not That Good!#202

Posted: 12/1/04 at 8:10pm

Oooh! Oooh! Aaah! Aaah! and various other stereotypical monkey sounds.

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

[jmaclover]

re: Hairspray! It's Not That Good!#203

Posted: 12/1/04 at 8:13pm

"Look mommy, the monkey is speaking to me!"

"What's it saying, dear?"

"Do you really think I can speak monkey? Come on mom, how thick are you?"

"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

[Sumofallthings]

re: Hairspray! It's Not That Good!#204

Posted: 12/1/04 at 8:15pm

"There's an evil monkey who lives in my room. The sad thing is he wasn't always evil..."

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

[jmaclover]

re: Hairspray! It's Not That Good!#205

Posted: 12/1/04 at 8:19pm

"...and it wasn't always my room..."

"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

[Loge]

re: Hairspray! It's Not That Good!#206

Posted: 12/1/04 at 8:55pm

Ah, it could be any one of you rags from broadway.com. I'm only kidding. I'm just having fun. Gosh, those were some days on that site though. I had to depart before it closed down, as I just couldn't take it anymore. Anyone remember MachoMan...now he was a !!!!!!

"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry