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How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
#100re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:30pm
Daisy Eagen is looking for work.
As well as Andrea McArdle.
Cute evil bitches could make this a hit! (I'm kidding. They're not cute...I mean not bitches--well, they are looking for work)
PS: remember, this is strictly for fun...don't sue me for defamation of character or lack thereof.
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#101re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:23am
Hate to re-start my own thread, but...
Conan would be perfect not to star in this role!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#102re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:22amI thought I would be offended and hate this thread, but I love it.
#103re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:44am
It was never meant to offend, just to be silly!
Angie's done it, however, with Depp...that would be wonderfully awful.
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#104re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:11am
Dakota Fanning
...too far off the mark?
#105re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:15am
Not for this thread AnnaB!
Dakota's just the perfect wrong choice for the part. What about her sister as the beggar woman? 
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#106re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:27amPatti Lupone
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#107re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:36pm
#108re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:58pm
Will Ferrel
Jennifer Aniston
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#109re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:10pm
Ann Coulter
Stephen Sondheim
ETA: Although.... now that I think of it, I CAN imagine Ann Coulter eating people. And their souls.
#110re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:47pmMost surely, Patti Lu Pone should stay the hell away from this role!!
#111re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:24pm
How about Elaine Stritch?! That gravely voice singing The Worst Pies in London!!!!!
#112re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:04pm
Me.
Conan O'Brien.
Manoel Felciano.
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#113re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:13pmLinda Eder
TheEnchantedHunter
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/27/05
#114re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:29pm
The Olsen Twins.
Sister Luke
The Belgian Congo
Updated On: 8/28/06 at 06:29 PM
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#115re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:40pmLoretta Swit
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#116re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 7:39pm
Pia Zadora
Tori Spelling
Nancy Sinatra
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#117re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/28/06 at 7:54pm
Good lord, poor boy already has a Broadway diva for a mom. We should let him come out on his own terms...
With that dress his mother was wearing to the Tonys (barf!), if I were him, I wouldn't have attended at all. He'll be 16 in November, I believe... 15's old enough to make your own decisions.
Don't get me wrong, though. I love the Patti.
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#118re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/31/06 at 9:31pm
Mrs. J. Howard Marshall
More commonly known as Anna Nicole Smith
#119re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:58pm
I haven't looked through the entire thread so surely some of my suggestions of who SHOUDN'T play Mrs. Lovett have been said, but here goes.
Liza Minnelli
Idina Menzel
Glen Close
Bernadette Peters
Ashlee Simpson
A fresh, young untalented pop singer
To be blunt, anyone under 40.
#120re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?
Posted: 8/31/06 at 11:06pmUsher.
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
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