How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?- Page 5

[TomMonster]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#100

Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:30pm

Daisy Eagen is looking for work.

As well as Andrea McArdle.

Cute evil bitches could make this a hit! (I'm kidding. They're not cute...I mean not bitches--well, they are looking for work)


PS: remember, this is strictly for fun...don't sue me for defamation of character or lack thereof.

"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx

[TomMonster]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#101

Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:23am

Hate to re-start my own thread, but...

Conan would be perfect not to star in this role!

"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx

[emo_geek]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#102

Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:22am

I thought I would be offended and hate this thread, but I love it.

"I never had theatre producers run after me. Some people want to make more Broadway shows out of movies. But Elliot and I aren't going to do Batman: The Musical." - Julie Taymor 1999

[TomMonster]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#103

Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:44am

It was never meant to offend, just to be silly!

Angie's done it, however, with Depp...that would be wonderfully awful.

"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx

[AnnaB]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#104

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:11am

Dakota Fanning

...too far off the mark?

[TomMonster]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#105

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:15am

Not for this thread AnnaB!

Dakota's just the perfect wrong choice for the part. What about her sister as the beggar woman?

"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx

[mejusthavingfun]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#106

Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:27am

Patti Lupone

[MrMidwest]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#107

Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:36pm

"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

[aspiringactress]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#108

Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:58pm

Will Ferrel

Jennifer Aniston

"We don't value the lily less for not being made of flint and built to last. Life's bounty is in it's flow, later is too late. Where is the song when it's been sung, the dance when it's been danced? It's only we humans who want to own the future too." - Tom Stoppard, Shipwreck

[SorryGrateful]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#109

Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:10pm

Ann Coulter

Stephen Sondheim


ETA: Although.... now that I think of it, I CAN imagine Ann Coulter eating people. And their souls.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

Updated On: 8/28/06 at 03:10 PM

[MisterRussell]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#110

Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:47pm

Most surely, Patti Lu Pone should stay the hell away from this role!!

[bschneid76]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#111

Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:24pm

How about Elaine Stritch?! That gravely voice singing The Worst Pies in London!!!!!

"Love the Art in Yourself. Not Yourself in the Art." -- Stanislavski

[Mandi Moo]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#112

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:04pm

Me.

Conan O'Brien.

Manoel Felciano.

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

[Mr Roxy]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#113

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:13pm

Linda Eder

Poster Emeritus

[TheEnchantedHunter]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#114

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:29pm

The Olsen Twins.






Sister Luke
The Belgian Congo






Updated On: 8/28/06 at 06:29 PM

[Unknown User]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#115

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:40pm

Loretta Swit

[JohnBoy2]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#116

Posted: 8/28/06 at 7:39pm

Pia Zadora
Tori Spelling
Nancy Sinatra

[Unknown User]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#117

Posted: 8/28/06 at 7:54pm

Good lord, poor boy already has a Broadway diva for a mom. We should let him come out on his own terms...

With that dress his mother was wearing to the Tonys (barf!), if I were him, I wouldn't have attended at all. He'll be 16 in November, I believe... 15's old enough to make your own decisions.

Don't get me wrong, though. I love the Patti.

[Unknown User]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#118

Posted: 8/31/06 at 9:31pm

Mrs. J. Howard Marshall
More commonly known as Anna Nicole Smith

[jv92]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#119

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:58pm

I haven't looked through the entire thread so surely some of my suggestions of who SHOUDN'T play Mrs. Lovett have been said, but here goes.

Liza Minnelli
Idina Menzel
Glen Close
Bernadette Peters
Ashlee Simpson
A fresh, young untalented pop singer

To be blunt, anyone under 40.

[Raviolisun]

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?#120

Posted: 8/31/06 at 11:06pm

Usher.

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome. - theaterkid1015