How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film? — Page 5

#101

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:30pm

Daisy Eagen is looking for work.

As well as Andrea McArdle.

Cute evil bitches could make this a hit! (I'm kidding. They're not cute...I mean not bitches--well, they are looking for work)


PS: remember, this is strictly for fun...don't sue me for defamation of character or lack thereof.

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#102

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:23am

Hate to re-start my own thread, but...

Conan would be perfect not to star in this role!

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#103

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:22am

I thought I would be offended and hate this thread, but I love it.

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#104

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:44am

It was never meant to offend, just to be silly!

Angie's done it, however, with Depp...that would be wonderfully awful.

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#105

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:11am

Dakota Fanning

...too far off the mark?

#106

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:15am

Not for this thread AnnaB!

Dakota's just the perfect wrong choice for the part. What about her sister as the beggar woman?

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#107

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:27am

Patti Lupone

#108

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:36pm

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#109

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:58pm

Will Ferrel

Jennifer Aniston

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#110

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:10pm

Ann Coulter

Stephen Sondheim


ETA: Although.... now that I think of it, I CAN imagine Ann Coulter eating people. And their souls.

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Updated On: 8/28/06 at 03:10 PM

#111

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 3:47pm

Most surely, Patti Lu Pone should stay the hell away from this role!!

#112

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:24pm

How about Elaine Stritch?! That gravely voice singing The Worst Pies in London!!!!!

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#113

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:04pm

Me.

Conan O'Brien.

Manoel Felciano.

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

#114

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:13pm

Linda Eder

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#115

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:29pm

The Olsen Twins.






Sister Luke
The Belgian Congo

Updated On: 8/28/06 at 06:29 PM

#116

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:40pm

Loretta Swit

#117

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 7:39pm

Pia Zadora
Tori Spelling
Nancy Sinatra

#118

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/28/06 at 7:54pm

Good lord, poor boy already has a Broadway diva for a mom. We should let him come out on his own terms...

With that dress his mother was wearing to the Tonys (barf!), if I were him, I wouldn't have attended at all. He'll be 16 in November, I believe... 15's old enough to make your own decisions.

Don't get me wrong, though. I love the Patti.

#119

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/31/06 at 9:31pm

Mrs. J. Howard Marshall
More commonly known as Anna Nicole Smith

#120

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:58pm

I haven't looked through the entire thread so surely some of my suggestions of who SHOUDN'T play Mrs. Lovett have been said, but here goes.

Liza Minnelli
Idina Menzel
Glen Close
Bernadette Peters
Ashlee Simpson
A fresh, young untalented pop singer

To be blunt, anyone under 40.

#121

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/31/06 at 11:06pm

Usher.

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