How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

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How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:10pm

I'm tired of the endless speculation. Let's have some real fun...

Who knows, maybe someone will actually be cast from this thread.

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#2

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:11pm

Harvey Fierstein.

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#3

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:12pm

PERFECT! He's my first not choice.

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#4

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:13pm

Rosie O'Donnell.

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#5

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:13pm

Rose Marie. Those little bows in her hair wouldn't be appropriate.

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#6

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:14pm

Let's throw Rosie in there too. I mean she'll be busy with The View, but I could see her name eventually being thrown in there.

DAMN!! I was beat to it!

Updated On: 8/26/06 at 09:14 PM

#7

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:14pm

Is Rose Marie still alive? Not that it matters for the part of Mrs. Lovett...

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#8

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:14pm

Faye Dunaway.

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#9

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:15pm

Carol Channing. I love her, but no...

#10

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:16pm

Cameron Diaz.

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#11

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:18pm

Roseanne Barr.

#12

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:18pm

Helena Bonham-Carter. PLEASE, TIM, HAVE MERCY.

#13

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:19pm

Debbie Reynolds.

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#14

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:19pm

Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff. For starters. They also should not play Johanna.

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#15

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:19pm

Amen to Helena! I just don't see it! Let's single out Ms. Ryder and any of Tim's other women.

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re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:20pm

Teri Hatcher.

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#17

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:20pm

Marian Seldes

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#18

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:21pm

Raven-Symoné.

#19

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:23pm

Paris Hilton or Buckwild from Flavor of Love.

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re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:23pm

If Marian Seldes does it, I'll throw her in the oven myself!

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#21

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:23pm

Christina Applegate

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#22

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:23pm

Melissa Etheridge.

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#23

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:24pm

Melanie Griffith.

#24

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:25pm

Rula Lenska

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#25

re: How about who SHOULDN'T play Mrs. Lovett in the film?

Posted: 8/26/06 at 9:26pm

Roslyn Kind.

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