Your passive-aggressiveness would do a Canadian proud.
Starting off a typed passage with, "Well, let's see now..." is the equivalent of starting off a typed passage with, "Umm..." or "Uhh..." You're not actually pondering the thought as you speak; you're typing so you have all the time in the world to make things eloquent. Therefore, when you start a passage with any of those three, it implies that you're dumbing down a statement for a lesser individual to understand.
I asked you nicely to knock off your condescending tone. You replied, "And Tiff, you stay in your corner..." Sorry, I'm not a boxer and I'm not a mental patient, nor am I your dog, so you have no corner to send me to.
Furthermore, your overuse of "Thank you." (i.e. "I did NOT say hymn. Thank you." and "But thank you, TIff, for jumping in in the middle of the convo.") is clearly a condescending quirk meant to, I suppose, put us in our place with your poor use of sarcasm.
But you are most welcome for me jumping in the middle of the conversation. You could be a good kid with valid points, but your tone sucks.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
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