How many Broadway fans does it take to change a light bulb?

[morosco]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 4:42pm

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Updated On: 6/1/05 at 04:42 PM

[Aigoo]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 4:45pm

Well, if I'm in on the party, only one.

[MagicToDo82]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 4:46pm

I personally like the one that goes:

"How many straight actors does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Both of them."

Happy Wednesday.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 5:02pm

Magic, that was very funny! I don't know the answer to the other one.

[kitkatgirl54]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 5:46pm

one to preface it with "i'm sorry if this has been changed before, and please feel free to yell at me," and the rest to yell at them and delete their topic? i mean .. unscrew their lightbulb?

[jaded_october]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 5:56pm

hahahahahahaha

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 6:00pm

haha magic loved that joke.

[ally_kay_on_broadway]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 6:01pm

*reads magics joke*

eeeh he hehehehehehehe

niiiice

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 6:02pm

Well, if it is a stage light, you don't screw it in.

[jaded_october]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 6:06pm

hahaha smart ass hahahahha

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 7:05pm

1 to actually change it, and 50 to go on a messageboard and discuss how Idina could've done it better.

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 7:19pm

"1 to actually change it, and 50 to go on a messageboard and discuss how Idina could've done it better."


Maybe if she gets better breathing her light bulb changing skills would be better




..p.s. It took me forever to understand that magic, but I finally got it. HAHA

[Over_the_Moon]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 7:26pm

Wow, Magic, had to have someone explain that to me. : ( I'm slow.

Very funny!

[grizzabella]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 7:35pm

Thanks, Magic! You gave me my EVENING giggle!

[Dreamcatcher]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 7:38pm

Tehehehehe Magic. :-P Yeah that one took a minute but in my defense my mind is shutting down into Summer vacation-mode.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:20pm

It takes SEVEN Broadway fans to change a lightbulb. One to actually change the bulb and six to stand around saying "It's Amazing!"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:34pm

No Dolly,

It takes 10 Broadway fans to change a light bulb.

One to screw in the light bulb.

Six to stand around and say, "It's Amazing."

One to stand around and say, "I don't want my picture taken."

and

Two to accuse the one who is acutally doing the work of being exclusionist and elitist because half the planet is concurrently in the dark and without light.

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:41pm

One, but it takes mulitple bulbs, cuz they have to spell their name in them.

(sorry if that sucked...I'm tired)

Akiva

[Plum]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:46pm

1 to screw in the bulb
4 to ask if bulbs have a rush policy
10 to compare it to bulbs at the Gershwin
13 to say bulbs just aren't what they used to be
27 to make sarcastic commentary

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:46pm

hahahahahahahaha Plum!

[popular_elphie]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:48pm

It depends - normal people, or Idina fans?

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:49pm

heheheheeh

this is my new favorite thread. for the time being at least

[LucilleAndLeoFrank]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:49pm

10

1 to screw it in
9 to wait at the stage door

(that sucked)

[jmnpublications]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:54pm

One.

But s/he has to bump it enough times to become a Legend.

lc

[hannahshule]

Posted: 6/1/05 at 9:00pm

hehe, this thread made my day.
so what is the actual answer, if there is one?