I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME

No, not me.

Cindy Adams' review of Jerry Springer: The Opera.

A real money review.


http://www.nypost.com/seven/01312008/gossip/cindy/i_saw_the_worst_play_of_all_time_831060.htm

I thought you saw the play?! lol! until I saw the link.

My favorite :

This puke played a two-nighter at Carnegie Hall? Carnegie Hall? From Carnegie Hall's great stage, this near holy temple built in 1891, graced by such as Walter Damrosch, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Leopold Stokowski, Jascha Heifetz, the Philharmonic, Vladimir Horowitz, Isaac Stern, Itzhak Perlman, Lily Pons, Jessye Norman bringing us spirituals, should come entire numbers about s - - -? Entire songs around the word f - - -?

LOL!

J*

Updated On: 1/31/08 at 03:54 PM

Was she looking at her thesaurus when she was writing this review or what? "The dregs. Despicable, debasing, disgusting, degrading, dehumanizing, revolting, repugnant, repulsive, frightful, awful, disgraceful, discreditable, shameful, terrible, horrible, horrendous, horrific, nauseating, offensive, depraved, loathsome, vile."

How many adjectives can she possibly cram into her disjoint run-on sentence!

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This is the kind of review that should instill producers to bring the show to Broadway. Combined with Brantley's unabashed rave, this review screams "BRING JERRY SPRINGER TO BROADWAY."

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Oh, Cindy. That's rich. I think all the diaper talk hit her a little too close to home.

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Ooh, New York Post gossip columnist's upset about trashy entertainment. That's a nice glass house she lives in. Shame to see it shatter.

how was this not possibly about Copacabana

I guess they cleaned up the language when she saw "November".

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Hmmm i kinda thought some American Critics would find it offensive

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