To answer the "why waste your time and money" question, I've never in my life actively hated a musical before, and the reports from Chicago were SO good that I thought there'd be a magic to the Broadway show that I was missing from the movies and skits. There wasn't. I don't regret being out $100, because I had the pleasure of sitting in front of Glenn Close.
JOHN LITHGOW
I just realized, your last name is Butz! Both "Norbert" AND "Butz" are in your name! You must have gotten picked on a lot as a child!