Joined: 12/31/69
Who do you think would win?
Stand-by Joined: 6/22/14

Ethel Merman of course
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/25/14
It depends. Would Idina try to pull a foreign object out of her trunks and hit Ethel with it when the ref wasn't looking?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
Definitely Ethel. She had arms like a Marine from lifting that gun in Annie Get Your Gun 8 shows a week.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
I say Idina. I don't think Ethel worked out.
I mean, Idina BOXES to stay in shape...
Love me some Ethel but Idina takes her down in two.
Idina, she has the octopus arms and that killer jaw...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
If this atrocious GIF is any indication, I'd say Idina. She kind of looks like a man.
Yes, but Ethel looks a bit like Big Boo in the picture posted above.
Imagine if "Orange is the New Black" was made in the 1950s instead, how different it would have been.
Joined: 12/31/69
When I can't sleep at night, I fantasize about what TV series Ethel could guest star in if she were still alive. I hadn't thought of Orange is the New Black but now I can't stop thinking of her playing "Big Merm" the butchest butch of 'em all. I would have loved to see her play the vengeful mother of a rape victim on Law & Order SVU who kills her daughter's alleged attacker. I want to see Eliot try to break her in the interrogation room.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
I would probably go straight for Ethel.
Joined: 12/31/69
Liza, I did. I will never forget that weekend.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
God, I love you. And her. Threesome ASAP.
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