Trained dancer or not, his current beer gut is enough to make me stay away from Broadway. Whereas I am happy that he's taking an interest in his two latest kids, it sickens me that a gold-digger like him gets breaks because he's yet another of the worthless Hollywood names that are currently popular.
I still hope there is room on Broadway for those of us who went to college, studied and practiced hard and...(ahem)...PAID...OUR....DUES...to be where we always wished we would be, and didn't get there because we rode on someone's coattails.
"Sticks and stones, sister. Here, have a Valium!"