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#51

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Brittany Spears and Kevin Federline in THE FOURPOSTER.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

Updated On: 11/21/05 at 06:32 PM

#52

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I go into the beer brewing business & call my product Budweissler
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#53

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Get Sarah Jessica Parker to replace Christina in "Sweet Charity" and bring Matthew Broderick in to replace Denis O'Hair as Oscar once he wraps up "The Odd Couple."

Also, keep Brenda Braxton as Velma FOREVER.
Tonya Pinkins: Then we had a "Lot's Wife" last June that was my personal favorite. I'm still trying to get them to let me sing it at some performance where we get to sing an excerpt that's gone.
Tony Kushner: You can sing it at my funeral.
#54

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Absolutely, NBC. Call me when you get back :)
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

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#55

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I never thought of it, but Sarah Jessica Parker might make a very good Charity Hope Valentine. That kind of casting might be too reasonable for Fran and Barry.

Updated On: 11/21/05 at 10:44 PM

#56

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There are threads talking about SJP as Charity... I'm all for it, and bring it up with friends every time a bus rolls by with the show advertised on it... SJP as Charity = kinda amazing...
[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.
#57

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Actually, I would go see "Sweet Charity" with SJP, I'll bet she would be great! I just don't get CA (I'm sorry, but she has no technique to her so called "dancing") or the "original" choice for that matter, was it not Jenna Elfman, and what are her great credits besides that sitcom? (I wont even mention Mrs. Federline!!) I wish SJP would come back to a Musical Broadway Show, She's so talented and easy to love. By the way, Can Kim Catrall sing??? I noted her hanging around the "Woman in White" lobby last week, hmm....??? (She is also born in the UK right?) Oh well, Michael Ball is a good reason for ANYTHING! (Maybe they will offer him "Billy Flynn" here after he's done with Count Fosco - It appears "Chicago" will never die, LOL!)
"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." - Elizabeth Taylor
#58

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I'd do a revival of The LAst Five Years starring Brooke Sheilds and Tom Cruz
#59

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Seriously, I don't seen Chicago closing during my lifetime and i'm only a teenager haha.
#60

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Was Chicago their first hit? Or was it Grease? I have a feeling Chicago is the cash cow that keeps them able to produce smaller shows and take more chances.
"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."
#61

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Has anyone else ever met them? The are probably two of the funnies people ive ever met. Barry is always telling jokes with a cigar (not lit, which is THAT much better) hanging out of his mouth, and Fran is pretty much that crazy, young grandmother your frinds all love. Actually, they have a (beautiful) young-twenty-something granddaughter in the city, dont they?

Either way, they're the ones laughing all the way to the bank.
#62

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BwayBaby,

How about Brooke Sheilds and Tom Cruise in a revivial of BABY?
#63

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If I were a Weissler I'd cast Stephen Segal and Courtney Love in South Pacific.
Or to be more realistic, I'd close Sweet Charity before Britany Spears gets her dirty paws on it.
#64

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They actually offered "Sweet Charity" to SJP. Someone that took a backstage tour with the stage manager was told that they offered it to her but she didn't want to return to the stage right now. They had also offered it to Brittany Murphy, but she had too many movie commitments already to be able to do it (plus money would have been a factor.) Also, it looks like Molly Ringwald is going to do the tour.
Tonya Pinkins: Then we had a "Lot's Wife" last June that was my personal favorite. I'm still trying to get them to let me sing it at some performance where we get to sing an excerpt that's gone.
Tony Kushner: You can sing it at my funeral.
#65

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A musical version of HEDDA GABLER called

HEDDA GET YOUR GUN
Score by Frank Wildhorn
Starring
Brooke Sheilds and Tony Danza
#66

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The newly-hot Tori Spelling would be our next Velma.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#67

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re: If I were a Weissler, I'd...

...produce a revival of SIDE SHOW starring The Sweeney Sisters. Liz Sweeney (Nora Dunn) and Candy Sweeney (Jan Hooks). Marc Shaiman (Skip) would also appear on piano.

Updated On: 6/5/06 at 07:42 PM

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