#1
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:28pm
... produce a revival of THE ODD COUPLE with Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis.
Updated On: 6/5/06 at 02:28 PM
If I were a Weissler, I'd...
#2
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:32pm
... or FOLLIES with the cast of SAVED BY THE BELL.
#3
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:43pm
Personally I've always wanted a Revival of ONCE ON THIS ISLAND with Bob Denver and the cast of Gilligans Island! 
"It's like children's theatre for 40-year old gay people!" - XANADU THE MUSICAL
#5
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:47pm
And I really think they missed the boat during the latest revival of STEEL MAGNOLIAS. I'm sure the Wei$$lers could have gotten the cast from THE FACTS OF LIFE!
"It's like children's theatre for 40-year old gay people!" - XANADU THE MUSICAL
Updated On: 11/21/05 at 02:47 PM
#6
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:48pm
Ok, Barenaked...confess. Are you Fran or Barry?
#7
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:49pm
Fire Huey Lewis, Put Donny Osmond in and put Stritchie in as Matron mama Morten. I'd also cancel Miss Givens and get Megan Mulaly as Roxie Hart and stick in Grace Jones as Velma Kelly!! I'd also put RuPaul in as "Mary Sunshine" and blow their minds, with a cameo by The Lady Bunny as "Go-to Hell Kitty" - Funny, maybe, but it may work!!
"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." -
Elizabeth Taylor
#8
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:51pm
Don Knotts and Ruth Buzzi in STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE.
#9
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:06pm
If I were a Weissler, I'd know that my name has two "s"'s...
Updated On: 11/21/05 at 03:06 PM
#10
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:08pm
...buy a theatre and rename it to "The Weissler"
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
#11
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:08pm
Oops! Fran...Barry please don't sue!
#12
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:14pm
what shows on Broadway have them done? Just Chicago and Sweet Charity right?
#13
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:18pm
SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE starring Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#14
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:21pm
Sweet Charity
Wonderful Town
The Look of Love
Seussical
Annie Get Your Gun
Chicago
My Thing Of Love
Grease
My Fair Lady
Falsettos
Fiddler on the Roof
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Gypsy
Cabaret
André DeShield's Haarlem Nocturne
Zorba
Your Arms Too Short to Box With God
Medea
Othello
Wonderful Town
The Look of Love
Seussical
Annie Get Your Gun
Chicago
My Thing Of Love
Grease
My Fair Lady
Falsettos
Fiddler on the Roof
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Gypsy
Cabaret
André DeShield's Haarlem Nocturne
Zorba
Your Arms Too Short to Box With God
Medea
Othello
#16
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:24pm
Rentboy 86,
LOL.
Try:
Chicago
Sweet Charity
Wonderful Town
Grease (revival)
The Look of Love
Seussical
Annie Get Your Gun (Peters revival)
My Thing of Love
My Fair Lady (1993 revival)
Falsettos
Fiddler on the Roof (Topol Revival)
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (Kathleen Turner revival)
Gypsy (Tyne Daly revival)
Macbeth (Christopher Plummer/Glenda Jackson revival)
Cabaret (1987 revival)
Andre De Shields' Harlem Nocturne
Zorba (Anthony Quinn revival)
Your Arms Too Short to Box With God (Patti Labelle/Al Green revival)
Medea (Zoe Caldwell revival)
Othello (James Earl Jones/Christopher Plummer revival)
LOL.
Try:
Chicago
Sweet Charity
Wonderful Town
Grease (revival)
The Look of Love
Seussical
Annie Get Your Gun (Peters revival)
My Thing of Love
My Fair Lady (1993 revival)
Falsettos
Fiddler on the Roof (Topol Revival)
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (Kathleen Turner revival)
Gypsy (Tyne Daly revival)
Macbeth (Christopher Plummer/Glenda Jackson revival)
Cabaret (1987 revival)
Andre De Shields' Harlem Nocturne
Zorba (Anthony Quinn revival)
Your Arms Too Short to Box With God (Patti Labelle/Al Green revival)
Medea (Zoe Caldwell revival)
Othello (James Earl Jones/Christopher Plummer revival)
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
Updated On: 11/21/05 at 03:24 PM
#17
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:24pm
How bout a new musical..........
"Everything's Coming Up Leona"
The musical comedy adventures of New York's beloved lady, Leona Helmsley. Starring Fran Weissler herself!
"Everything's Coming Up Leona"
The musical comedy adventures of New York's beloved lady, Leona Helmsley. Starring Fran Weissler herself!
Slotted spoons don't hold much soup
#18
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:26pm
I'm getting a sense that they love to stunt cast ha.
#19
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:26pm
A revival of GREASE with Zmed and Golden. Strike while the iron is hot...
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#20
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:28pm
Lol, The Weisslers are VERY big producers on Broadway. They are very powerful.
They production of CHICAGO is the number revival of all time, and is a HUGE HUGE HUGE success. They made so much money from this show.
They do love to stunt cast. They don't always do it. But they usually have their one "stunt Roxie" a year.
Personally, I love them.
They production of CHICAGO is the number revival of all time, and is a HUGE HUGE HUGE success. They made so much money from this show.
They do love to stunt cast. They don't always do it. But they usually have their one "stunt Roxie" a year.
Personally, I love them.
Updated On: 11/21/05 at 03:28 PM
#21
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:30pm
I still haven't forgiven them for
MY FAIR LADY with Richard Chamberlin OUCH!!!
or
STAGEDOOR CHARLEY/BUSKER ALLEY with TOMMY TUNE. PAINFUL!!!
or
BYE BYE BIRDIE with Tommy Tune HUH?!?!?
Hey, Fran...Barry...can I have my money back?
MY FAIR LADY with Richard Chamberlin OUCH!!!
or
STAGEDOOR CHARLEY/BUSKER ALLEY with TOMMY TUNE. PAINFUL!!!
or
BYE BYE BIRDIE with Tommy Tune HUH?!?!?
Hey, Fran...Barry...can I have my money back?
Updated On: 11/21/05 at 03:30 PM
#22
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:40pm
Ooooh MEF, you took the thought right out of my head.
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#24
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:50pm
So I missed an "s." What is the punishment... a dollar fine and ten minutes in jail?
I paid for and sat through BUSKER ALLEY/STAGEDOOR CHARLEY...I'm still trying to wake up my numbed out brain cells.
I paid for and sat through BUSKER ALLEY/STAGEDOOR CHARLEY...I'm still trying to wake up my numbed out brain cells.
#25
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:53pm
Were I Fran or Barry, I'd poison the other and then take a dose myself.
What's the phrase? "The kind of people where an ice cube increases in size while in their mouths."
What's the phrase? "The kind of people where an ice cube increases in size while in their mouths."
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
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