"This is a little game we play, "WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?"...shes so funny"
"Hey Tony...tell your ma I said hi."
"They made me a new belly button with skin from my butt."
"She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now."
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello