Based on the title of this thread, I somehow imagined new lyrics to the Cole Porter Classic "Miss Otis Regrets".
something like
....And from under his Spidey gown,
He screamed "Sh*"t as he tumbled down and down, Julie,
Miss Taymor confirms, we're unable to matinee...
..psst, Golan, check out what Patti Lupone is wearing. Who dresses that girl?!!
Updated On: 1/18/11 at 05:12 PM