Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
A valuable lesson learned today: One cannot do his grocery shopping and read Patti LuPone's memoirs at the same time. (At least I helped to restore the display of paper towels I knocked over while trying to do so.)
For those who are interested, I was reading the passage about John Houseman's penis when I crashed into the paper towels.
Thank you very much.
This made my day, Dollypop.
Haha. Thanks for the funny story! I cannot wait to read her memoir!
Isn't that like texting and driving?!
I'm not sure the character limit in a text message could do justice to that mighty appendage.
Wow! What a timely tip! That very thing was in my plans for later this morning!
Whew! Crisis averted!
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