Ok, let me translate:
I CAN'T BELEIVE JAMES AND ASHLEY HAVE GONE THEY WERE FANTASTIC TO WATCH AND I'M SURE THEY WILL GO ON TO DO OTHER THINGS.
> "I am in a state of disbelief over the fact that James Lomas and Ashley Lloyd have left the London cast of
Billy Elliot. Their performances were simply a joy to behold. I'm certain that with the level of talent such as they possess, they'll be treading the boards elsewhere anon."
I CRIED SO MUCH ON THEIR LAST NIGHT BECAUSE MY FRIENDS WERE IN IN IT AND IT WAS SO SAD TO WATCH THEIR FINAL PERFORMANCE BUT THEY ALL WENT OUT WITH A BANG.
> "I found myself overcome with emotion during their final performance, partly due to the fact that a few good acquaintances of mine were members of the cast. It was heartwrenching, witnessing the final performances of these two fine thespians, but I must say they exited the production with a blaze of glory."
FABOLOUS ENTETAINMENT WILL DEFINALTLY SEE IT AGAIN THE 1000TH TIME JOKE NOT AS MANY AS THAT. ABOUT 100TH.
> "All in all, I must say the show is a remarkable achievement in modern musical theater. I will most definitely experience it again and again -- who knows, maybe 1000 times. Ho, ho. Ok, I jest. Maybe not
1000 times. Mmmmm, probably only...100.

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